Sparky's Blog

Been sick...

2006-04-06T16:47:00.000-07:00

Missed the trip to "mars." DRAT!!!!!

Ha. But when I went to the nurse, I said I had my next class with Mr. Maz, and she kept referring to him as "she" or "her." That pretty much made my day.

And Mr. Maz is just like, "Are you gonna miss the whole period?"
Me: I dunno, 'cause I feel really sick...
Mr Maz: (unconcerned) Well, try not to miss the whole period because we're doing something important.

That's the second time in, like, three days that he's done that to me.

And I missed 4 periods. So disadvantage.

Oh crap. I missed 4 periods of Tech Ed... Crap.....

So, The Gland Plan is officially the funniest episode of Fairly Odd Parents ever.

Wanda: (in giant digging really loud machine with Timmy and Cosmo) This is subtle and quiet how?
Timmy: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! I'M SNEAKING UP ON THE PRISON!!
Wanda: WHAT'S HE SAYING?
Cosmo: AWW!! I LOVE YOU, TOO!! (tries to kiss her but turns into a fork because of figiggly gland failure)
Wanda: OW!!
Cosmo: WHAT?!

Anti Cosmo: Hello, Clarise.

Haha. Horror movie line. Heehee.

Anti Cosmo: Oh, Anti Wanda, I do love you so much, but you are such a twit!

Anti Cosmo: Cosmo, you ignorant boob!!

Cosmo: Oh, perish the thought! (to Wanda) Clarise! When did you get here? Have you seen Wanda?

Anti Wanda: I look like one of them teeny little runway models, except for my teeth, and the fact that I'm eating food.

Yeah, that's sorta mean, but funny.

Jorgon: Well, since your laundry isn't screaming like face cake, sure.

Cosmo: Stupid, remember? Stupid!

Oops. Gotta go!!

~Sparky~

From another eppy:

Cosmo: I married the smart one!
Wanda: I married the... Well, he's cute, right?

Wee, not so wee, or FREAKIN' HUGE!!

LOL!!!!!!!!

Oh, forgot to add...

2006-03-31T13:15:00.000-08:00

CW is our 1st Seargent, meaning that anyone running away is shot by him. Just thought that was funny.

And the fact that we all thought that Mr. Fink would give CW the 7'3" dude, which would be ironic considering CW's lack in... uh... height.

And when we attacked Mr. T.

BH is really disrespectful. I mean, who is stupid enough to call Mr. H "Mr Muffinbagel"?

~Sparky~

"He would look funny with a beard..."
-Me, about JP

Talent show is going good.

So, I haven't posted since March 9...

2006-03-31T12:49:00.000-08:00

Oops. Um, let's see. The main events of all classes:

Got assignments for trip to... uh, we called SH the moon, so GB can be... Uh, Mars. Yeah. I'm a private. Yay... Note sarcasm there. I'd make a good corporal, because I actually know how to march in a freakin' line. But yeah. I'm Private something something Hughes, or whatever. Dude, I gotta learn my dude's name...

Okay. Anyone here watch Idol?

Mandisa: Yay!! One of my favorites!

Chris: Once again, one of my favorites!

Paris: Go Paris!! One of my top three!!

Elliot: Pretty good. Tuesday's performance wasn't great though.

Katharine (sp?): Very, very, very good singer who deserves more fans and should NOT have been in the bottom three this week!!

Ace: I like him, but sadly, I predict he's going out next week... Alas, that is only a prediction.

Teehee... Alas...

Kellie: Though tuesday's performance was not good, she's usually great.

Bucky: Since next week's country, he should make it past. But I really don't think he deserved to beat Gedeon in the first place, so meh.

Taylor: Shouldn't have ever made it past Hollywood. These people voting love his personality, as do I, but, unlike me, forget that his voice ain't all that great.

Lisa: Had one of her best performances the night she got out. Darn.

Kevin: Should not have gotten out until after Melissa, Lisa, Taylor, and Bucky. Oh poop.

Melissa: I never really saw any of her performances...

So, that's only my opinion.

Pinto: I had Cap'n Crunch this morning!

We got to draw rocks that looked like oatmeal today in Science. Sweet, huh?

"And at first she was real mad, but then she got reeeeeal quiet."
"Here I come! Mr. Fairy Universe!!"
-Cosmo

"Come on, Miss Tipsy. Let's do the boogy woogy."
-The Wrinkly lady on Where's Gary?

Harry Potter: Have it your way!!
Voldemort: At BurgerKing!!

Wouldn't that be the scariest commercial ever?

Yeah. That was random. But felt a certain need to post. Hehe...

~Sparky~

Enrichment was funny for all. Haha!!

Just putting some quotes...

2006-03-09T12:47:00.000-08:00

And other random funniness:

Am Cultures: Uh... SS shooting down one of Mr. F's posters with the rocket thinger. Haha. I got, like, 30 points, but only 20 for shooting. =D

English: Ahh!!!!!! Too... many... subs!!!!!!!!!!!!! And they're all like "EHH!!!!" temperish!!!!

FJ's "No, people just don't leave like that."

Yeah, he sorta tried to answer the questions without reading the story...

FJ: Is that your aunt slash nephew?

Then me finding out how someone could be your aunt/nephew.

First of all, there'd be two parents who have two daughters. (You are one of the daughters.) Then, your sister has a daughter and a daughter/son. Then your mom dies and your dad marries your sister's daughter, making your sister's daughter/son your nephew and your aunt (and also your uncle and niece, but who cares).

Do you know how long it took me to figure that out?????!!

Spanish: Okay, Mrs. S hates us because we're just smarter then her class. Okay? She gives them easy questions, we get the hard ones, and she's just like, "NO!! YOU STARTED!!!! YOU CAN'T GO AGAIN!!! EH!!!!!!!!!" We. Don't. Care. And, we only lost by two. So disadvantage. But honestly. "Vaca" means "cow." =D

Art: Uh...

Gym: Uh... I dunno...

Music: Someone: But it was the fart of God!!! (while watching Amadeus)
It actually was pretty funny there...

Band: Mr. S: 1, 2, Don't slow do... slow down...

Then we can't play because we're all laughing. And he threw a tuner thinger at us!! (Okay, so he dropped it, but he still 'threw' it!!! Don't ask...)

Lunch: How do I remember lunch quotes? There's too many!!

Me: Jimmy ate a pancake!
Elmo: Then he ate a donut!
Me: Then he ate another pancake!
Both: With syrup!!!
Elmo: Then he ate French toast!!
Me: *gasp* No way!
Elmo: Yeah, it's totally the climax of the story.
Me: Oh, I can't wait to hear what happens next! Maybe he'll eat a waffle!

Hehe...

Then Madonna goes to Beaxbatons, and Madonna got plastic surgery...

Nothing else really...

Tennis:
CC talking about how her little brother smells like poop because his ten year old soap smells like poop. Haha!

~Sparky~
You've just gotta read Pipsy's creepy poem...

Cats

2006-03-01T15:45:00.000-08:00

Memory...
All alone in the moonlight...

Ha. Who knew. It came from Cats. Hehe.

Pinto's brother was Rum Tum Tugger, or whatever. He had to shake his bum a lot though. You should have seen Pinto's mom's face. ^_^

So, my favorite songs were:

Mangojerrie and Rumpleteazer

Memory

Magical Mister Mistofolee (sp?)

Hehe...

So, good play.

Now... quotes...

Pinto: *hyper because she is going to see her brother in part of the play this morning* I had Cap'n Crunch this morning!!!

Me: Oh my gosh! You're chewing a poor animal!!!

Did you know that Twinkletoes got best eyes? See, I wonder if they counted it as a boy or a girl...

Why did I even capitalize its name? Its aren't capitalized...

Me: I think that means you lost...
(After the piece of lint/fuzz that Brooke was hitting off his tennis racket fell to the ground)

~Sparky~

Then the family will say, "It's that horrible cat!
Was it Mangojerrie or Rumpleteazer?"
And most of the time they'll leave it at that!

Hi, everyone!!!

2006-02-28T13:19:00.000-08:00

So....

HI!!!!

I've come to the conclusion that math class can be the best class for quotes.

CW: If we have to take the PAML, do people in California take the CAML (camel)?

SL: *gasp* Two plus three equals tree!!
JW: No, it equals twee.
SL: Tree sounds better.
JB: So... two minus tree equals three.
JW: No,... tree minus... two equals three.

LOL!!!

Gosh, stuff spreads like wildfire. I feel really bad for JP and AA.

So, JK has this really awesome and really annoying song:

I am slowly going crazy.
1 2 3 4 5 6 switch!
Crazy going slowly am I.
6 5 4 3 2 1 switch!

(repeats forever)

Great, huh?

AA: Do you practice that in your spare time?

CB trying to explain the opposite thinger with visuals:

See, this is Alex's side, the loser side, and this is the winner side. Cody's side. So then it's always pulled really tight. And then... I guess we all work together to make it a... circle. Then Alex's side loses and... it has enough power to fling a crayon. Can I demonstrate?

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved the movie in Culture today. Especially the Indian voice. LOL!!!!

~Sparky~

FJ thinks that everything that's brown in a cardboard box. So next time you see him, say, "Hey, your eyes are brown. Are they cardboard boxes??!!!"

Survey! Whoopee!!!

2006-02-26T15:30:00.000-08:00

I just went shopping. But now I'm bored. See? Look what I've been working on for the past ten minutes:

Haha. Brilliant, huh? It's a multicolored Ninetales. Gosh, can you tell I'm bored???

Anywho, survey time!

DRAMA DORK
[x] Ever been in a play? --- Yeah. I knew everyone's lines... then I fell off the stage. ^_^
[] Seen more than 10 Broadway shows?
[] Been in more than 10 shows?
[x] Have you ever been/Are you in school shows? --- Yeah, but I fell off the stage. ^_^
[] Does your current job involve theater in some way?
[] Want to end up working in/for theater
[x] Can you recite all of the lyrics to your favorite play/musical? --- Not all.
[x] Do you break out into random songs whenever/wherever? --- Not usually out loud, but whatever.
Total [4]

REDNECK
[] Do you have a couch in your front yard or porch?
[] Do you drive a four-wheeler?
[] Do you ride four-wheelers?
[x] Do u like to get dirty in mud? --- WHEE!!!!!!! Jk.
[x] Do you like country music? --- Mwa ha ha! Sometimes.
[] Do you have a broken car in your backyard?
[] Do you own a cowboy hat?
[] Do you live on more then 1 acre?
[] Do you have more then 4 different animals at your home?
Total [2]

GOTH
[] Do you wear black eyeliner?
[] Is most of your clothing dark?
[x] Do you think about death? --- Not in a "I want to die" way. Just, well, doesn't everybody sometimes? I mean, we're reading Tuesdays with Morrie and I'm watching and reading Left Behind series. Very thought inducing.
[] Do you want to die?
[] Are you a social outcast?
[] Are you pale?
[] Do you like Hot Topic?
[] You enjoy Tim Burton movies?
[] Are you mean sometimes?
Total [1]

SKATER/PUNK
[] Can you skateboard? --- HA!! Picture that. And then... I'd fall.
[] Do you have Vans/Emerica/Etnies/any skate shoe?
[] Do you do stupid stuff with your friends? --- Not in this sense. Like, my friends and I don't bungee jump off the Eifel Tower or anything.
[] Do you watch the x-games?
[x] Do you have any piercing's? --- ear
[] you wear a mohawk? --- Bob the Lumber did that once!! Heehee!!
[] Do you wear Band T-shirts
[] Have you called someone a poser recently?
Total [1]

PREP
[]Do you say the word "like"?
[] Do you shop at Hollister/Abercrombie & Fitch --- My mom mentioned those stores today. I was like... uh... Let's go to Gap or something... or Arby's!! ^_^
[]Do you pop the collar? --- Wha?
[] Do the people in Hot topic scare you?
[] Is the only nerd you like Seth Cohen? --- Who in the name of cheddar is that?
[] Do you watch LAGUNA BEACH?
[] Do you like pop music?
[]Do you love your hair?
[] Do you have a dog? --- I wish.
Total [0]
YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HIPPIE
[] Is your hair long?
[] Do you own a tye-dye shirt?
[x] Do You want to save the animals?
[x] Do you think war is unnecessary?
[x] Do you like classic rock and trippy music? --- Sure...
[x] Have you ever participated in a protest? --- SIGN THE DRESSCODE PETITION!!!!
[x] Have you ever been overcome with a desire to hug a tree? --- Actually, probably...
Total [5]

GANGSTA
[] Do you act ghetto?
[] Do you wear do-rags?
[] Do you like hip-hop?
[] Was Tupac truly the greatest rapper in the world? --- Now, who is that?
[] Do you believe he's alive?
[] Do you like afro's?
[] Have you ever said "Fo Shizzle"?
[] Do you like to dance?
[] Do you own any Baby Phat or G-Unit?
Total [0]

EMO
[] Do you cry often?
[] Do you wear hoodies?
[] Do you like soft music?
[] Do people not understand you?
[] Do you write your own poems?
[] Ever dyed your hair red, black or dark?
[] Do you cut your own hair?
[] Are you lonely?
[] Is Hawthorne Heights a good band?
Total [0]

SURFER
[] Do you surf? --- I'd laugh it I could watch myself try to surf...
[] Do you wear flip flops year-round?
[] Is your hair spikey?
[] Do you wake up before 6 every morning?
[] Do you own many pairs of shorts?
[] Do you yearn for the smell of salt water?
[x] Do you want to be at the beach right now?
[x] Do you hate tourists? --- Oh my gosh! You should hear me rambling to Pipsy about tourists everytime we go to a certain tourist attraction nearby!!!
Total [2]

GEEK
[x] Do you wear glasses?
[] Do you use an inhaler?
[] Do you stick pens and calculators into your shirt pockets?
[] Does your mom pick out your clothes?
[x] Are you on the computer often?
[] Do you look forward to goin to school?(for work not friends)
[x] Are you shy around the opposite sex? --- Depends who they are.
[x] Do you play video games? --- DDR, MONKEYBALL!!!!!
Total [4]

JOCK
[] Do you own a lot of nike, addidas, or underarmor?
[] Do you love the smell of fresh cut grass?
[] Are you constantly worrying about being in shape?
[] Do you let people know its game day by yelling it through the halls?
[x] Do you play 2 or more sports?
[] You know a lot of people just from playing a team sport?
[]You love grass stains, mud, and hurting people
[] A whistle blowing pumps your adrenaline
[] Are you very school spirited?
Total [1]

~Sparky~

"Yeah! Your love can never be!!"
-Some dude on Ned's Declassified. Hilarious the way he said it, really.

Including this post, I have 12squared + 1 posts!!

2006-02-25T14:53:00.000-08:00

Sorry. Just found it neato that I had an even square number of posts...

As Elmo says, I'm such a dork...

Anyway...

X MARKS THE SPOT

Your favorite color(s) are?
[x] red
[ ] khaki
[] Aqua
[] pink
[] hot pink
[] yellow
[ ] black
[ ] green
[] lime green
[ ] blue
[ ] white
[] turquoise
[x] silver
[] purple
[ ] brown
[x] orange
[ ]gray
[ ]maroon
[x] gold
[] teal
[] clear
[] BRONZE
[ ] don't really care
[ ] I don't believe in favorite colors

Some things you've done?
[ x] ice skating
[ x] hiking
[ x] kayaking --- If the dinky camp kayaks count. You know, the one that hit me in the head...
[ ] rafting
[ ] water skiing
[ x] camping
[x] horseback riding --- I'm starting again, and mom said I could ride with Elmo and Pinto in a couple of weeks maybe!!!
[ ] body/surfing and skim/wake boarding
[ ] snowboarding
[x] skiing
[] dancing
[] skateboarding
[ ] cheerleading
[] lacrosse
[] street hockey
[] gymnastics
[ ] martial arts
[ ] baton twirling --- "ummm nooo" -Bubbles
If she meant that in a bad way, which she probably did, I'm really POed, because I like baton twirling, and my mom did that.
[x] swimming

Your personality is sometimes...
[ x] talkative
[ x] shy
[ x] funny
[ ] serious
[ ] laid back
[ ] strict
[ x] hyper --- Me luv sugar cubes!! And pi day!!! Yeah! Pi day rules!!!!
[ x] weird
[ ] ditzy
[ x] sarcastic
[ ] slow

you cant stand listening to?
[ ] pop
[] country
[ ] Christian
[] classical
[] techno
[] oldies
[] opera
[] 80's
[] disco
[x] rap
[] classic rock
[ ] punk
[] metal
[] screamo --- What the heck is all this stuff?!! Oh well. As long as it's not rap...
[] reggae

The pets you have had?
[ ]cat
[x] dog
[ ] lizard --- an iguana licked me once in first grade. Cool, huh? I was the only one in the class that he licked. So go me.
[] rat
[ ] ferret
[ ] bunny
[x] fish(es)
[ ] duck --- Ooh. Me wants!!
[ ] horse(s)
[ ] bird
[ x] frog --- one that my bro caught outside. I think I might have given it a tad too much water one night... Oops. Me feel bad...
[x] hermit crab(s)
[ ] turtle
[] hamster
[ ] snake
[ ] gerbil
[ x] guinea pig(s)
[ ] pig
[ ] goat
[ ] chinchilla
[ ] tarantula
[ ] geese
[ ] chicken
[ ] none
[ ] hedgehog --- Where did that come from? Oh well. That would be awesome, having a hedgehog...
[ ] snail

Clothing Brands you like?
[ ] Delia's
[] American Eagle
[] Hollister
[ ] Buckle
[] Abercrombie & Fitch
[] Express
[ ] Target
[ ] Wal-mart
[] Wet Seal
[ ] Forever 21
[ ] O'neil
[] Pac Sun
[] Gap
[ ] Banana Republic
[] Aeropostale
[ ] Dickies
[] Quicksilver/Roxy
[ ] Anchor Blue
[ ] Guess
[ ] Lucky
[ ] Champs
[ ] Salvation army/Goodwill --- "thats sad....." -Bubbles
I wonder what she means by sad...
Sorry, she just still really annoys me and I'm basically looking for reasons to disadvantage her, which is bad. I just hate how she picked all the preppy brands, probably just 'cause she wants to be popular.
[x] old navy
[ ] only name brand
[ ] Victorias secret
[ ] whatever is at the thrift store
[ ] Eddie Bauer
[ ] Hot Topic
[ x] Anything
[ ] Alloy
[x] if I like it, I'll wear it no matter what it is

Shoe Brands?
[] Flip-Flops --- Is that even a brand???
[x] Nike
[x] Adidas
[] reebok
[] Billabong
[] Roxy
[] Puma
[ ] Jack purcells
[] Uggs
[ ] Etnies
[ ] Reefs
[ ] Converse
[ ] K Swiss
[ ] Adio
[ ] DC
[] Steve Madden
[ ] vans
[x] if i like something alot ill buy it
[ ] New Balance ---"out...was like 3rd grade" -Bubbles
Personally, I don't give.
[] LEI
[] Payless
[ ] DVS

your confessions:
[] I'm afraid of the quiet
[x] I am really ticklish
[] I'm afraid of the dark
[ ] I've collected comic books
[x]I shut out others out when I'm mad
[] I open up to others easily
[] I read the newspaper
[x] I love Disney movies --- But they're cheesy as... CHEESE!!!!!! Almost as cheesy as CHEESY DAVE!!!!!!!!!!
[ ] I am a sucker for eyes
[ x] I don't kill bugs
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[] I bake well
[x] I have worn pajamas to class --- On pajama day, which WE DON'T HAVE ANYMORE!!!!!! Elmo, readers, sign the dresscode petition. Please.
[ ]I love Martha Stewart
[] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS
[x] I am self-conscious
[x] I love to laugh
[ ] I drink alcohol on a regular basis
[ ] I smoke cigarettes
[] I can't swallow pills
[ ]I bite my nails
[x] I play computer games when I'm bored
[ ] Gotten lost in the city
[] Gone out in public in your pajamas
[ ] Made out in an elevator
[ ] Been skydiving
[ ] Been bungee jumping
[ ] Bitten someone
[ ] Dressed up like the opposite sex
[ ] egged a house/car
[ ]Smashed into a car
[ ] Been fired
[x ] Been skinny dipping

Have you ever...
[x] danced in the rain
[] Seen a shooting star
[ ] proposed to anyone
[ x] Gotten stitches --- staples
[x ] Eaten Sushi --- it had a weird texture...
[x] Gotten the chicken pox --- had the stupid shot, too
[ x] Ridden in a taxi....
[] Been on a cruise ship
[x] Driven over 400 miles in one day
[ ] Been on a Plane by yourself
[x ] had surgery
[] seen a movie more than 3 times in the theater
[x] been on stage --- fell off, too. =D
[x] peed somewhere other than a toilet --- diapers. Baby years.
[ ] gotten a black eye
[] memorized all the dialogue in a movie
[x] watched an entire baseball game --- I played T-ball a long time ago...

Do you like...
[x] old movies
[x] musicals
[] blasting music in your car
[x] foreign foods
[x] anime --- Eh, why not? It can be pretty good. I used to watch Pokemon. That's anime, right? Actually, I still watch it on Saturdays and get a bit upset if I miss it... =D
[x] Christmas time
[x ] donuts
[x] animals
[]coffee --- frozen, with chocolate
[] tea

~Sparky~

SIGN DRESSCODE PETITION. WE ARE AMERICANS (OR AERICANS. LOL, PINTO.) WHO HAVE THE RIGHT TO PETITION. IF THEY TRY TO EXPEL US, WE CAN GO TO COURT, AND, IF OUR JURY AND JUDGES AREN'T COMPLETELY INSANE, WE'LL WIN. WE HAVE A RIGHT, SO LET'S STOP THIS UNNECESSARY AND COMPLETELY GAY NEW DRESSCODE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
WHOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whew.

Spongebob Squarepants: Lost in Time

2006-02-25T11:22:00.000-08:00

Oh, I love that movie!! That's where Pinto got that song. The original is:

Hark, the princess, she screams from the tower!
By the sound of her shrieks this is her final hour!

And, my three favorite quotes from the special:

"Me thinks it's muttontastic!"
-Patrick

"Oh, brave knight, oh, spare us please!
Don't cut off our heads or boil our knees!
Take these two! Let me go free,
And I will give to you some..... cheese!!"
-Squidley

"Now, I shall go rescue the princess while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus!"
-Spongebob

LOL!!

~Sparky~

Woah. I just saw this commercial for wack-a-mole, and the moles are like, "I'm wacky!" "I'm cooky!" "I live in a hole!"

O_O

2006-02-24T13:28:00.000-08:00

EDIT: Halleluia (sp?)!!! Quotes! They posted below!! WHOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Sparky~

I'm going around the world!

Ready, buddy?

AROUND THE WORLD!! AROUND THE WORLD!! AROUND THE WORLD!!

You've gotta love Spongebob. And the special back in time thing.

Pinto: Hear (certain person. substitute whoever you don't like) screaming from the tower! This shall be his/her/its last, final hour!!!!!

Hi!

2006-02-24T13:08:00.000-08:00

So, I guess that I can say that most everything is going good.

Okay, so I got excused from arm-pushing activities today in gym. Now, obviously a teacher will not just say, "Hi, Sparky! How are you? You don't have to do these four machines today! ^_^"

No, you'd have to have a reason.

So, I say to Bubbles, "I don't have to do the arms exercises today."

And she says, "Lucky..."

Thank for the compassion. Honestly, doesn't one imply that I'm hurt?

That's just like her, basically saying, "Lucky you! You broke your wrist! I wish that happened to me!" (Basically. No, she did not say that part.)

But honestly! Doesn't she think. All she said was, "Lucky...."

I would be fine with, "Lucky... But wait. What happened. Aww. I'm sorry."

But what the freakin' heck?

I'm pretty POed right now.

But, quote time:

Elmo: *to Ace, who had her ponytail flipped over her head* You look like a gay guy!!

IM: ... because I'm gay!

Pipsy: Wouldn't it be funny if I combusted right now?

Pinto: Well, Frankly!!!

SG: *to CW, who is the Prince in the play* Get your little @** off my desk..... Prince.
CW: Scum!! *walks away*

You should see Goody's dance moves. LOL!!! I love the lawnmower. Haha!!!

Paula: *on American Idol, of course* You could sing Old MacDonald had a Freakin' Farm...

The host dude of Idol: Well, let me explain to you the theory of the duck...

LOL!!!!!

I loved the theory of the duck!!

But Idol has bad figurative language skills...

They called, "I'm like a steak," a food metaphor. It's obviously a food simile!

They also said a food metaphor was on Forest Gump, but that's a simile, too.

"Jenny and I were like peas and carrots."

See?

Joey (Full House): No, that's not a big problem. A big problem would be.... well, if your butt fell off.

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah. Um....

I feel SOOOOOOO bad for Mrs. C (art teacher! Live with my initailing!!)

She set her paintings on top of (not in) the trash can, like she always has before, and someone threw them away and they've been incinerated! I do feel really bad for her!

And my picture looks dead in that class. Like, I look dead in my picture, because AH is like, "Don't smile!!" and I didn't, so now I look dead!

Reading five books:
Tuesdays with Morrie (pretty good, actually, but we read it too slow!)
Monster (yawn)
Pipsy's novel (Ooh, the adventure and wonderfulness!)
Dark Secrets: No Time to Die (dunno. I'm only on chapter, like, two, but Pinto says it's good)
The Rising (Gosh! I love Ray! He's such an adorable little kid!)

~Sparky~

FJ: See? Pinto's a better buddy than you, Sparky!
Me: If only he knew...
*Me and Pinto spaz out*

Oh my gosh! DH called me a loser. OMG, what does that make him? A freakin' eggheaded mushbrained doyfaced double loser? I dunno!!!

Responding to the comments...

2006-02-20T16:23:00.000-08:00

IMO - In My Opinion

I saw When a Stranger Calls with Pipsy.

Uh... I sorta forget what the word is to say what the Left Behind books are about... I'll look it up and get back to you... (It might be semi-sad that I forgot... Oops.)

~Sparky~

AAHH!!!!!!

2006-02-20T15:09:00.000-08:00

Must go to library.

Must check out Left Behind 2.

Must check out first Left Behind DVD.

Must check out third Left Behind DVD.

~Sparky~

Who is rapidly becoming hopelessly obsessed with Left Behind.

Ace and Pipsy sent me this...

2006-02-20T13:13:00.000-08:00

1. WHAT COLOR ARE YOUR KITCHEN PLATES? White. Yahoo.
2. WHAT BOOK ARE YOU READING? Tuesdays with Morrie, Monster, Dark Secrets: No Time to Die, Left Behind
3. WHAT IS ON YOUR MOUSE PAD? The word Kensington, whatever the heck that means.
4. FAVORITE BOARD GAME? Life, Clue. Actually, I was playing Clue, and this guy was the last to the Get Married spot, and we ran out of girls, so he had to be... yeah. It was hilarious.
5. LEAST FAVORITE SMELL? Uh... I dunno. Poo? Really strong car exhaust?
6. WHAT IS THE FIRST THING YOU THINK OF WHEN YOU GET UP IN THE MORNING? 5 more minutes, mommy... (Then I sleep in for about 15-20 minutes...)
7. FAVORITE COLOR? Red and gold
8. LEAST FAVORITE COLOR? Really bright hot pink
9. HOW MANY RINGS UNTIL YOU ANSWER THE PHONE? 2 or 3, depending on when the Caller ID starts to work.
10. FUTURE CHILD'S NAME? Uh... I like the names Andrew and Ronald. Traci's a cool name, though. So is Lily.
11. CHOCOLATE OR VANILLA? CHOCOLATE!!!!!!!!!
12. DO YOU LIKE TO DRIVE FAST? Hehehehehehe.... I mean.... I'm too young to drive.... ^_______________________^ Maybe.
13. DO YOU SLEEP WITH A STUFFED ANIMAL? Nah. It's not comfy. I end up rolling over and squashing it.
14. DO YOU LIKE THUNDER STORMS? Yeperooskies!!
15. WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CAR? "one of those litle pull-back-and-go cars you get in a happy meal!" -Ace
Yeah, that's probably about right for me, too.
16. WHAT IS YOUR SIGN? Leo. So go me!
17. DO YOU EAT THE STEMS OF BROCCOLI? Yeah.
18. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY JOB, WHAT WOULD IT BE? Vet, but I'd like to be a teacher, too.
19. IF YOU COULD HAVE ANY COLOR HAIR? The color my hair is is good with me.
20. IS THE GLASS HALF FULL, OR HALF EMPTY? half full
21. FAVORITE MOVIE? Uh... I liked The Brothers Grimm, Day After Tomorrow, National Treasure, Left Behind (I've only seen the second one, but whatever)
22. DO YOU TYPE WITH YOUR FINGERS ON THE RIGHT KEYS? Yeah. Apparently, I'm really fast and I need to slow down. I finished typing an essay before someone else finished a paragraph.
23. WHAT'S UNDER YOUR BED? Uh... A stuffed fish, or something.
24. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE NUMBER? Yick! I hate numbers, they make my brain itch !
25. FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH? I'll copy Ace: Physical: Accident in November. Mental: The Bunny Lab. *shudders*
27. PERSON MOST LIKELY TO RESPOND? Uh, Pepper?
28. PERSON LEAST LIKELY TO RESPOND TO THIS EMAIL? Uh, Ace or Pipsy, since they already did it?
29. KETCHUP OR MUSTARD? Ew. Both are bleh.
30. HAMBURGER OR HOT DOGS? Hamburgers. For some reason, I can never eat a whole hot dog.
31. WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE SEASON? Summer
33. WHAT SCREEN SAVER IS ON YOUR COMPUTER RIGHT NOW? Pepper, Spaz, JJ, and I at camp
34. FAVORITE FAST FOOD? chicken fingers and curly fries at Arby's
35. YOUR FULL Name ? Sparky the Moe. Lol.

Oh, and during Flex I was talking to Pinto about what my dad said about Children of the Corn.

Me: Yeah, my dad said something about a movie called Children of the Corn, and I was like, "Why corn?" But it was about these kids who killed their parents and...
Pinto: *starts laughing at Mr. F or something*
Mr. F: What are you talking about, Sparky?
Me: Nothing.
Pinto: Horror movies.
Me: Yeah, so then Pipsy goes ^______^.

~Sparky~

I learned a new word today.

2006-02-20T12:53:00.000-08:00

Gubernatorial.

It means governor.

And it sounds like goober.

Which means peanut.

^_____________________^

Guess what? When a Stranger Calls is pretty boring, IMO. But I watched The Silence of the Lambs last night, and it wasn't that scary, really. But it was creepy, and I liked it. We should watch it at my birthday party. But we can't, because then everyone would have to have parental permission to watch a rated R movie. But it's not terrible R. It's really just violence and blood. And the blood hardly ever happens. But, it's still R, and I doubt that you'd all say, "Hey, can I watch Silence of the Lambs?" to your parents and get a "yes" as an answer. Oh well.

~Sparky~

YOU'RE SUCH A GUBERNATORIAL!!!!!

HI!!!!!!

2006-02-19T11:40:00.000-08:00

Very tired, but things are all good. I went to Firecracker's house and spent the night last night! Yay!!!!!!! We played MonkeyBall... a lot. And we watched Left Behind II. I didn't get to see the first one, but Cracker explained it to me. It's a really good movie. And at the end, the dude got mad and he was like, "LEAVE!!!!!!!!!!!" But it sounded like he said, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEFFF!!!!!" Lol.

And then Cracker was on an evil MB level.

"It's the love of my li-EEF!!!!!!!!"

Yeah, she fell as she said that.

In the mall:

Me: I like the red bag.
Cracker: Someone has a bag like that.
Me: Who?
Cracker: *hums the Bob the Builder theme*

Only it's the Bob the Lumber theme. *nods*

So, now there are three people who laugh like morons when I show them my freaky face. YAY, STUPID FACE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Cracker's little sister laughs at that. We'll call her Olive. (Don't ask.) Her mom took a picture of me doing that.)

~Sparky~

Oh, and Cracker had this dream in first grade that our class was being chased by the other class, so we went to Cracker's house and there was this secret door to a furniture shop, but the other class didn't know the door was there, so they had to drive to the store, and then we went back to Cracker's living room.

Then we saw the teacher of said other class at the mall. Olive said that she's still looking for Cracker.

LOL!!!

sigh

2006-02-15T16:08:00.000-08:00

So, wish I had tried out for the play, even if I got something random like Woman w/ baby #5003.

Ah well. I would be nervous acting in front of people anyway. I just really want to see this play. Perhaps someone could tape the final production for me...

I really, really, really wish I had tried out!! Oh well. Maybe I can be in the high school musical.

And now, to learn how to sing! Dun dun dun!!!!!!

~Sparky~

DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!

Spongebob Squarepants carroteenies make me dance!
Neat, sweet, ready to eat:
Carroteenies!!!

Pipsy is ready the Captain Bigwig book!! LOL!!!!!!!!!!!

Play and Dance

2006-02-11T06:02:00.000-08:00

Some of the cast:

Elmo - Woman with a Baby #2

Yeah!! Go Elmo!!

Roo - Townsperson #4

Who is apparently sarcastically obnoxious. Have fun, Roo!!

Skittles - Something Lady #3

Good luck!!

Maya - Lenore, the "Merry Gangster" Lol! She doesn't like the part though, so I hope Pinto can take it

LK - Lady Marian

People were disadvantaging her, but she's so nice! I hope she does well!!

HL - Robin

Eww...

CW - Prince

LOL!! Can you tell how hilarious this is gonna be?

The Popper - Sherrif of Nottingham (or whatever)

LOL!! Even better. He's a festering wart!! Mwa ha ha!!

And, the dance last night was great. See, Roo and I don't dance, so we were in the gym watching people on the bunjy cord thinger.

Roo: Madonna's going!!
Me: Cool!!
Roo: Whoo! Go Madonna (well, other nickname, but whatever)!!
Madonna: *thinking: Crap.*

And then we laughed at it!!

The Popper and AL had, like, the highest scores. Mine were pretty good, if I do say so myself. Oh, and then the Popper was getting off the edge of the thinger when he was done, and he like, jumped off.

The Popper: One small step for man, one giant *jumps and falls, knocking Roo over, who almost knocks me over*

LOL!!!!!!

Then someone's bunjy cord came undone and they flew into the next aisle. Hehe.

So, it was all good!

~Sparky~

Hi!!

2006-02-08T15:54:00.000-08:00

Really POed right now. Inflatedly egotistical jerk in our tennis class.

But, on the bright side, our lunch table has 45 songs!! I shall now try to list them (guys, I added one after tennis)(not in any order...):

1. John Jacob Jingle Hiemer Shmit (Revised) - Ask about this. My dad made it up about someone.

2. Flip Flop Fly - About Madonna dying. ^_______________________^

3. Carroteenies (My version): About Carroteenies!!!

4. Carroteenies2 (Elmo's version): Uh, same.

5. Indoor Plumbing

6. The song about the preps at the round table. Woah. That sounded strange, actually.

7. Naughty naughty girl!

8. The Squirrel Song

9. The Alka Seltzer Song

10. Snap snap! Crunch crunch!

11. Rolling, rolling, rolling, donuts

12. The Donut Song

13. The Fries Song

14. The Lips Song

15. The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything

16. *Pinto opens mouth and says nothing*

17. The Riggerbamboo (sp?) Song

18. The Cider Song

19. The Cheese Song

20. Cheese! I like cheese!

21. I love cheese!

22. Roasting, toasting, marshalays

23. (46, I'm adding a new one!!) Elmo's Doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doo doing doing doo doo doo dooooooooooooooo!!!!!

24. Under the Lylac

25. Fun Box

26. Fairly Odd Primates

28. Yodeling Veteranarian of the Alps

29. Puddingcake Song

30. Pinto Sucking the Lives Out of Fruits Song

31.

32.

33.

34.

35.

36.

37.

38.

39.

40.

41.

42.

43.

44.

45.

46.

Don't feel like coming up with more right now. Help me think of them people!!

Elmo, do you know who Toad is, because you actually called him Toad at lunch once.

~Sparky~

"Snap, snap!
Crunch, crunch!
Madonna ate Twinkletoes for lunch!"

Well, hardly any homework. That's good...

2006-02-06T13:23:00.000-08:00

Played review games in Science and Math. In math, SL basically tried to kill CW and Goody. It was pretty darn funny, actually.

I have had 3 people vote for me for best smile!! I'm in the running! So vote for me, people!! Pinto voted for me because my teeth were straight... ??? Pipsy liked my funky face, and Goody was looking around our homeroom and writing the name of the first people he saw. And now, like, 6 people are nominating him for Female Best Eyes. Lol!! I would, too, but I'm afraid they would disqualify my ballot.

It would be so funny if he won that, though...

So, Skittles for most unique, Elmo for best personality, Pinto for best sense of humor, Pipsy for most creative! YAY!!!!!!

Has everyone met Hat Bob? I hope so.

*Toad sneaks up behind Ace and... well, he completely spazzes out. I actually hid behing Pipsy...*
Toad: I had 78 (or something) grams of sugar last night!!
Me: 0_0 I see...

Later:
*Toad spazzes out behind Ace again*
JB: Are you on steroids?

ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yep. And then the doo doo doo doo doo with Hat Bob. Yay!!!!

~Sparky~

"Okay, I am on drugs."
-Madonna

Good job with getting it to say that, Pipsy. =D

Survey Time! Poosha!!!

2006-02-04T17:18:00.000-08:00

Name 12 people.
1) Elmo
2) Pinto
3) Roo
4) Ace
5) Pipsy
6) Toad
7) Skittles
8) Firecracker
9) The Strategizer
10) The Popper
11) Brooke
12) EB

If #1 asked you to make-out with them, would you? No, that would be wrong...
If #12 needed a kidney, would you give them your kidney? Of course!
Does #7 know CPR? I dunno.
Is #2 going out with anyone? No.
How happy is #4? Depends on whose around. Or what they're doing. Like she's usually happy around Pinto. Then Toad sings, "Pop pop. Fizz fizz..." and she gets real mad... 0_0
Does sugar have a bad effect on #5? Oh yes. Have you heard of the Special Doctor? Well, he's not here anymore...
What is #8's favorite color? Blue maybe? I dunno.
What would you label #12? Strange. Weird. That stuff.
Have you ever been on a date with #11? No.
Does #9 enjoy drawing? I don't know. Does drawing involve STRATEGY??!!!
Has #3 ever been on a date? I don't know. Don't think so. Not yet.
Can #6 be a little crazy? You could say that. Or you could say a lot more than 'a little' crazy... He can be quite special. Veeeeeeeeeery special.
What is #2's favorite food? I dunno... FRUIT!!!! LOL!! Who can take an orange...
What would you do if #3 turned out to be your biological sister/brother? Well, that'd just be pretty darn awesome, now wouldn't it?
Does #5 have any pets? I don't think so.
How many houses has #1 lived in? I dunno.
How did you meet #4? I don't know. Some class in sixth grade...
What is #7's favorite TV show? I don't know.
Is #8 older or younger than you? She's older by like 3 months. Grr. Why does this world revolve around three? I mean, we're the third planet from the sun and everything!!
Have #1 & #10 ever went out on a date? No.
Give #9 a hug? 0_0 0_0 Uh, that won't happen.
What is your relationship with #10? I dunno. Friend or aquantance. Something like that.
Who on this list is most likely to marry #11? No one.
What if you married #12? Um, no. Eeeeeeeeeeeewwwie....
Are #1 & #2 a lot alike? No, totally different.
What hair color does #3 have? I ain't tellin' you! Figure out for yourself! Mwa ha ha!!!!!..... HA!!!!!
What is #4's favorite food? Uh... I dunno...
Could #5 have secret admirers? If I knew, would it be totally secret? Oh well. Not that I know of.
Have you ever ridden in a car when #6 was driving? Toad? Driving? 0_0 Oooh. Big crash. Well, no, not really. But no.
Can you picture #7 being old? ROFL!!!!!!!!!!
How are #8's cooking skills? Good I guess...
Is #9 older or younger than you? Older, and more strategical and such. *shudder*
Would you ever make-out with #10? No. Just no.
What is a random fact about #11? His tennis racket is an alpaca! Or something like that...
Have you ever been to #12's house? Lots.

Today. Dun dun dun!

2006-02-03T13:19:00.000-08:00

Did I post yesterday? Did I mention we got to watch The Day After Tomorrow?

Hehe.

So:

AM Cultures: DK and more people were making fun of Zac Effron or whatever his name is. Said he sounded like a girl. DK tried to imitate it, and Mr F's just like "Woah. Grr." Only that's not what he said. Yeah.

English: Uh... quiz. Nothing really.

Spanish: Duck story. Whoohoo.....
Ahi esta el tiburon!!
Heehee!!! ^-^

Art: I FINISHED!!!!! WHOO!! YEAH!! ALLRIGHT!!!!!!!

Music: Quiz. And art. In MUSIC class! I hope we get to do something slightly more fun next time...

Band: Played music? I hope we get the HP piece soon!!

Lunch: Did I say about smidgens of midgens yesterday? Oh well. Pinto poked Elmo. A lot. It was quite entertaining. And everyone was all Phantom of the Opera-y. Elmo was humming it, I had it stuck in my head, and Skittles just randomly goes, "I am the angel of music!" Lol!

Science: Finished movie, did worksheet. I was totally spazzing for not reason working on the worksheet!! And then during the movie, Brooke goes, "Hey, Sparky. Alpaca!!" and I barely managed not to laugh, because it was all silent and such and he's just like, "Alpaca!!"

Math: Nothing much.

Apparently, Shorty's nickname is really 'Toad.' He told me that story today. So, how does he know I'm Sparky? MG, probably.

During Enrichment yesterday:

Before: Pinto: Where are you going? I can't here you!
Me: ENRICHMENT!!
Pinto: OOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!......... What's that?

During:
JK: *in French* I am the grapefruit who eats all the cows.

My teacher: *in Spanish* A llama is looking at me. *English* My school was right beside a llama farm. Just randomly. And during Spanish class, a llama was looking at one of my friends.

So, that's all, folks!!!

~Sparky~

"I am the Angel of Music!!"
-Skittles

Aw, poo!

2006-02-02T15:48:00.000-08:00

So, Vet school probably doesn't even look at your high school grades. (No laughing, Elmo. NO! ^_^) But that's okay. Because they do look at college grades. And if I take honors and AP classes in high school, I'll be way better prepared for college. So goody.

*SS and KB are trying to find an 'appropriate word to fill in the blank*
Life is just one ________ thing after another.
KB and SS write 'darn.'
Mr. F does not approve.
SS writes 'freakin'.'
Mr. F does not approve.
KB writes 'la-di-da.'
Mr F approves.
SS says it sounds stupid.

You really had to be there.

Working on bumper sticker project:

DK: Does it have to be appropriate?

LOL!!

Oh, Shorty got chased by an angry - and hungry - mob yesterday. He gave me and (reluctantly) Pipsy a brownie, then Brooke comes over, then everybody else notices, so Shorty had to run to his locker with, like, ten people chasing him. I was just like, "..... Oops....." Since people only saw the brownies because of us.

Mwa ha ha!!!

~Sparky~

From Pinto's B-Day party, the story of...
Nincompoopery.

Not that funny anymore, but it is if you really think about it.

Mwa ha. Puke colored writing.

Alpaca!!

2006-02-01T13:48:00.000-08:00

I dunno. Apparently some inside joke that Brooke brought up at tennis last night.

Yeah, and today I got the Alka-Seltzer song stuck in Shorty's head. And now we've been singing it so often that Ace (and probably Elmo) want to kill us both.

Auditions have started, people!! Dun dun DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So, good luck, my peeps!

Don't know where 'peeps' came from, but okay!!

Quotes:

Me or Elmo or Shorty: Pop, pop! Fizz, fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!!!

Me: Pop pop! Fizz fizz! Oh, what a relief it is!!!
G500: Is that farting??!!
Me: No!!!

EB: Hi, Sparky!
G500: EB just cursed!
EB: I said the F word!!... Wow. That's a great way to greet someone!

So, Alka-Seltzer rules, and I had a huge brain fart and can't remember any more quotes...

OH!!!

Me: *gasp* Carroteenies!!!
Elmo: *gasp* There's a website called www.eatmorecarrots.com!!!

Wow. It hyperlinked.

~Sparky~

"No! You're not supposed to beat up midgets!"
-Shorty

Personally, I found it amusing to hear him call himself a midget. Hehe.

^________________^

2006-01-31T13:01:00.000-08:00

Gred says, "HI!!!!"

So, today was good. Ski club was postponed for, like, the fourth time, though. So haha to the people that are in it. ^-^

Let us see. My day:

AM Cultures (Or, AM Cul, as Pipsy says): Adressed envelopes (mine is prettiful) and talked about the first two political parties. I think that the Federalists had some issues, but that's just my opinion...

English: Typed our descriptive essays

Spanish: Game

Art: I'm actually near done with the first step out of three! Oh yah!!!

Gym: Free skate. Or, in my case, buckle helmets, check skate closet, check knee, writst, and elbow pads, and cut out lamenated paper. Whoohoo.

Flex: Science project

Lunch: Uh... HUMPHREY!!! Little paper mabobber. Ace named him, Elmo made him, Roo killed him twice, I accidently smushed him, and now I need to bring him back to life...

Science: Notes. Well, we would, but we ran out of time because Mr. M was talking too much. ^_^

Math: The unit problem thinger, and more tangent and slope relations. We picked cards for partners. I'm with CW, just like in Science. SL was a Queen!!! Heehee!!!

Yesterday at Equestrian Club:
Ace: I'm gonna bite you... Only I don't eat junk food.
Me: YAY! I'm full of sugar!!
Ace: Yeah, and salt and fat.

Hehe.

Oh, and the night before last, I had a dream that Voldemort turned into indestructable peanut brittle.

Wow. That sentence still makes me laugh! LUELA CEVILLE, THE DARK LORD OF BOSOM WHO HAS A MOLDY WART AND IS MADE OUT OF INDESTRUCTABLE PEANUT BRITTLE

Only it should be a festering wart.

Ooooooooh...

BEWARE!!!!

Skittles: Wouldn't it be funny if the Popper got the part of Lady Marian?

^_^ Haha!!!

~Sparky~

"Yeah, I tried to say that 'misery and woe' line to myself, but I accidently said 'wisery and moe.'"
-Sparky

That's me, so DISADVANTAGE!!!!!!

Post number 127... Ooooooh

2006-01-30T15:54:00.000-08:00

I don't know why that's relevent, but who cares, huh?

^___________________^

Gred doesn't.

So, quote from Roo's party:

"Me and Ace have a little something going on."
-Pinto

No, of course she didn't mean it like that. She accidently said it, and it was really funny.

So, should I take honors AM Cultures 2? I dunno. Elmo, I need to talk to your sister...

Anyways, what I've seen of the eighth grade play is pretty cool.

Hehe... Festering warts!!!

Anyway, today:

AM Cultures: Letters

English: Show, Not Tell, cont.

Science: Project on Climate. I have a good group, though, so whoopee!

Math: Uh... Same stuff, I guess.

Spanish: No more El Tiburon!!! Drat! Just game, homework, review homework, not in that order.

Art: Shading, and I'm pretty darn far behind.

Music: Keyboards and Sticks. I might take Piano in high school. Dunno.

Band: Talked, played, the usual plus a presentation from the creepy teacher.

Yeah, that's basically all.

~Sparky~

Shorty: Hey, Ace? Don't kill me!! Someone wanted me to tell you something.
Ace: You have ten seconds.
Shorty: Well, um... um... *trying to think of the person's name*
Me: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1...0
Shorty: *finishes message and leaves*
Ace: He was over the time limit.
Me: About a minute over.

Gender Confused Cows

2006-01-28T08:22:00.000-08:00

Okay, so last night I figured out where the "Gender Confused Cow" thing came from. Well, Elmo collects cows, and one has utters and horns, so it's gender confused!!!

Like Madonna.

~Sparky~

Puddingcake song:

Somewhere over the spinach
Lies my puddingcake!
I want to eat my puddingcake,
But first I must eat this.

Ew. It's nasty spinach.
Ew. Not just any spinach.
Ew. It's my mother's cooking.
EW!!!!
DOUBLE WHAMMY!!

Oh, last night was DA BOMB!!! (Woah. Just woah.)

2006-01-28T08:02:00.000-08:00

Yeah.

Roo's B-Day party!! She's fostering puppies, and the runt, Cocoa, just loves me!!!!!

We ate cake and ice cream, but everybody except Pinto and I sorta dumped the tradition... =(

Then we saw Roo's slideshow thinger for school, and if she doesn't get a 105%, I'm suing (sp?) the teacher. MWA HA HA!!!! It had my stupid face on it!!

Roo: I love that face! I could stare at it all day!!!
Me: I advise you not to.

Then, after looking at my funky face, Roo made an interesting comment. I was twitching. It was not a good comment to hear... But whatever. It was quite freaky, though.

Anywho, then we watched The Brothers Grimm, which is a really great movie. Pretty freaky, sad at parts, but HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!

Jacob: The bugs were just *gestures and flails his arms around*!!

Will: It's like being in Jacob's mind..... *shudder*

The dude... Don't know his name...: It's just an itchy-scratch! See? Just an itchy.... *faints*

Girl: You can't catch me! I'm the gingerbread man!! *jumps in a well*

So, that was great. Then we played cards, played Murderer or whatever you want to call it, and went to sleep.

It was AWESOME!!!! Yeah, we had fun, and I'm going to start trying to convince my mom to let me adopt Cocoa.

~Sparky~

"It's just an itchy-scratch!"

Our lesson...

2006-01-27T08:56:00.000-08:00

... was awesomeness. So, Roo's spazzing out for no reason, and we work on a song, then head to Mr. S's office to look for HP songs. Then, the door is dramatically flung open, and Maya runs in, a paper waving in her hand, screaming, "Mr. S! Mr. S!!!"

That was Maya's dramatic entrance. Brilliant, huh?

Yeah, and then I was almost crying because Roo and "Mrs. Dell" (AS) were talking about Dumbledore's death. It was sad... and somewhat pathetic...

Yeah, so that's pretty much all, except this:

Pepper said...
I don't think they do...why is EVERYONE so obsessed about ap classes anyways??? it's just more reading and writing, which i know nobody wants to do for the same amount of credits. yucky

First of all, you're confusing AP with honors. AP classes are like college level, or something. And some people actually need to take them depending on what they want to be. And as Roo and I are going to be vets, and Pipsy wants to be a Pediatrician, we have to take them. Although the 7 periods that Honors Chemistry meets when it should only be six is really going to screw up my tenth and eleventh grade schedules...

=D

~Sparky~

"Mr S!! Mr. S!!!!!"
-Maya

Well... Continued

2006-01-26T14:19:00.000-08:00

Science: 1: Presentations! Smegole was awesomeness. But duh. Pinto accidently said 88 instead of 38, but oh well. Lol!
2-4: Climate. Poo, yet interesting. Like the hottub story. And the smelly kid.

After lunch:
*I am annoying Ace*
Ace: Go suck on a pineapple.
Me: COOL!!!!!!!!
Ace: And choke.

Math: Uh... Clinometers and basic trig functions. Law of Sines.

*I have Smegole on my desk*
JW: I'm surrounded by crazy people!! As long as Sparky stays sane...
DK (or, Dougy Wougy Bear, as Ace says): You think Sparky's sane?
JB: Sparky has a tree on her desk.

Lol!!!

After school:
Me: (to Shorty) This is Smegole the Alka-Seltzer Tree!
Shorty: 0.0 Do you have any siblings?
Me: Younger brothers...
Shorty: Oh... Did your parents ever drop you on the head when you were a baby?
Me: No. Did yours?
Shorty: No... Well, my sister did.
Me: I see.

Hehe.

I really hope I heard right when I heard that AP classes add to your GPA. If they do, I'll have a nice little GPA. ^_^

~Sparky~

Me: What's so funny?
Roo: *spazzes out for no apparent reason*

Well...

2006-01-26T12:39:00.000-08:00

... I haven't updated in a while, so let me tell you about my week:

AM Cultures: 1: High School Scheduling. Honors stuffs, dude!
2: Uh... More George Washington?
3: Writing letters about education to government officials.
4: Same, cont.

Funny stuff: Well, Mr. F pretended that Simon Whatever from American Idol was his former student. And Mr. F was Da Man.

English: Figurative language throughout the week, so nothing new.

The orange barked at me!!

Go Pinto.

Spanish: Um, we can now say popcorn in Spanish!!! Palomitas!!!
Here is Mr. Maz's rediculous story:
Once upon a time there was a popcorn. He went to the movies and ate sharks. But the sharks were bad. The popcorn all of a sudden felt dizzy and fell over. A boy found him and ate him.

Then he put it in the second person, so it was: "A boy found you and ate you! Bye bye!!" Which was scary.

Funny stuffs:
Alexandro. Enough said. When KR figured out Mr. Maz's middle name.
El Tiburon. "No pares! SIGUE!! SIGUE!!" Everyone had it stuck in their head, whether they liked it or not.
VIP section!! That's where I sit.

Art: More shading and crap. My birdy drawing is so cute! Well, not the drawing, but the picture of it was.

Funny stuffs:
More annoying than funny. Maya was right: Boys are ultra competitive (sp?)(I blame my math skills. As Mr. C says, mathematicians (sp?) hate spelling.). The two guys at my table were sort of fighting about what video game system was better and who had a better computer and bla bla bla. They tried to make it sound casual, but it was downright fighting.

Music: Reggae, Rock. We had quite the interesting talk about the way kids danced to rock-and-roll. "Cheek to cheek." And, as Mr. G said, he wasn't referring to their faces... 0_o

Gym: Watched people rollerblade two miles. MWA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!! And then today BR and I sorted Popsicle sticks and clothespins. *sarcastically* Woot woot!!! *end sarcasm* I feel bad for BR, because now she can't play basketball until next season.

Band: I forget, and evil new song.

Enrichment: Our game is SO COOLER THAN YOUR GAME!!!!!!!!!!! Oh yah.

Lessons: We got to try to find a Harry Potter piece for the band. We got into a discussion about Dumbledore, though, and we were all almost crying and such.

Lunch: Today we sang various songs very very loudly, such as:
Who can take an orange?
And suck out its life?
The Pinto can.
The Pinto can can.
The Pinto can can 'cause she's evil like that
And she likes to eat food!!

In line with Ace:

*Ace and Shorty are making monkey faces at each other. I am laughing.*
Ace: (about Shorty) See, he's a cow. And gender confused. And the Popper... Well, he's...
Me: He's a gordo chicharone!!!!!!
Ace: Oh yeah!! I remember that!!!

Gordo chicharone: Fat fried pork rind

Your Spanish lesson of the day right there. ^

I'll tell Science and Math later, as well as more quotes.

~Sparky~

Gordo Chicharone:

What Pinto and Ace randomly started calling the Popper in 6th grade.

Haha!

2006-01-22T16:01:00.000-08:00

I went to Catra with Elmo today.

Wow, that sounds hilarious.

There was this cute little goat that tried to eat my hair! Adorableness!!!

The three freaky telephone incidents:

"*looks at the screen after I turn a phone off**gasp*It says 'Phone off!!!!!'"
-The Popper

"*after holding the cell phone to her ear for a long time**gasp*I forgot to send it!!"
-Pinto

"*after holding the cell phone to my ear for a long time*What happened? I sent it, but it's not ringing... Oh! That was the off button!!!!"
-Sparky (that's me!!)

I've gotta take Henry to school tomorrow! Henry is this little blue light-up car I got at some career fair. Pretty nifty.

I showed Elmo this freaky faced lady on the back of the Phantom of the Opera CD case!

~Sparky~

"You got me STICKY!!!!"
-Elmo, after Roo accidently got peanut butter on her hands, or something

LOL!!!!!!!

2006-01-21T16:21:00.000-08:00

After looking at Pepper's blog...

Pinto: Mr M (science)! Watch this!! *pokes Pepper*
Pepper:*spazzes and squeels*
Mr M.: You sound like a tickle-me Elmo!!!

So, Pepper is now Elmo.

Go Elmo!! It's your birthday!

Or, at least it will be when the 7th HP book comes out. *sticks tongue out and spits at Elmo*

Did Bubbles seriously make hers peanut? Why???

~Sparky~

Peanut. Honestly. Does she think it's just about being random? No, it's got some meanings. She snuck up on me one day and goes, "KABOOMCORN!!!!!" She thinks it's so funny. What the heck. I don't know why I don't find it funny when she says it. I think it's because she doesn't know the story and she just says it to try to fit in.

Hey, Pepper...

2006-01-21T15:01:00.000-08:00

... Did you notice that you commented on the seventh post since you left? Haha! Riddle and I were right! Seven is the most powerful magical number!!!!

Whoohoo! Quotes!

2006-01-21T09:56:00.000-08:00

Pinto: (about Twinkletoes) You know, I can sort of see him in a tutu...
Me: *shudders* That is so wrong!

Ace threatened to bite me...

Mwa ha ha!

And it seems like a lot of people were laughing maniacally yesterday... Ace... Roo... Shorty...

All scary. Very much so.

^__________________^

Guess who's back?

That's right! It's GRED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Gred is happy that Gred is back.

That, my friends, is a sentence without pronouns.

My days (1 = Wed. 2 = Thurs. 3 = Fri.):

Science: 1: Review game. It was pretty fun.
2: Stinky test! But I think I got an A...
3: Presentations! And Pinto and I don't have to go until second to last!

Math: 1: Duh... I dunno...
2: Duh... I dunno...
3: Duh... I forget...

Wow. There's always funny stuff in math, but for some reason, I can't remember any of it!!

Spanish: 1: I honestly forget.
2: We had to walk around the room while reading stuff in Spanish. Apparently that's supposed to help us learn it...
3: Creepy song. I liked it somewhat, though. Catchy, yet somewhat wrong in places.

Art: 1: Our teacher pretty much just talked.
2: Portfolios.
3: Shading stuffs. :3

Gym: 1: Rollerblading. I sat around.
3: Same. No... way...

Music: 2: Our top ten lists! The Hamtaro song was on mine! I love that song. Very catchy. And so cute.

Lessons: 1: I couldn't see the book and everyone was late, so nothing. Stinky lesson.

Band: 2: Uh... I dunno... Oh yeah! Evil new song!!!

Spanish Test: 3: My teacher was talking the whole time. Really LOUDLY!! Couldn't concentrate...

AM Cultures: 1: Uh...
2: Um... George Washington!!
3: George's farewell speech, or something. "The West thinks the Atlantic stink!!" Rofl!!!

English: No... way... Our curriculum is actually our grade level now! Hallelu... Yeah, that. We're doing descriptive language and stuff.

dkla;dflkasjflksdlkfjsdklajflkjsoruweiouroiklfjaskldjfkldshgldshloejoiamc

Sorry 'bout that.

Pipsy: Want to hear a story?
Me: No.
Pipsy: Aww...
Me: Okay.
Pipsy: Yay! Once upon a time...
Me: Wait. It's not the girl who spoke Gibberish, is it?
Pipsy: No.
Me: Good.

AD and I were at the stables discussing... a certain person...

AD: How sure are you that he's gay?
Me: Oh, at least 90%.

Talking about High School Musical (the new Disney channel thing)

Pinto: That guy on it is hot!
Me: Yeah, he is...
Pepper: Wow, Sparky!
Me: What?
Pepper: I don't think you've ever called a guy hot before!
Me: I haven't...

Talking about an incident from last week

Pepper: *puts her hand on a stool and it sinks into something* Okay. That's either poo, or fudge.
Pinto: Pepper, I don't think it's fudge...

That's all I remember... except the quote at the bottom of my last post, and this one from Pepper, but I have to remember where it came from...

~Sparky~

Wait!!:

Me: You look like a cow!!... Oh, I'm sorry! I meant your facial expression!! You were like *imitates*.
Ace: Cows don't look like that.
Me: Special cows do!
Ace: Oh, so now I'm a special cow?
Me: ..... Yeah! Sorry. It's like that time you accidently called me 230 pounds.
Ace: Oh yeah. I remember that... vaguely.

Hola...

2006-01-20T14:05:00.000-08:00

Pretty upset right now. I'll give some quotes and stuff when I feel a little better. I'm relieved until Monday, when I have to once again walk in the hallway. Complicated. Ask Roo. I'm scared, people, and I feel like it's my fault. Someone help.

I'm sorry if I sound pathetic.

~Sparky~

"They're really good mints! But they're for the horses... *takes about 10 and stuffs them into her pocket*"
-Pinto

2006-01-17T11:13:00.000-08:00

Just got back from that place, dude. Yeah.

I saw Brooke there. He was playing a game that WHJ and I were going to play, so we went over to wait and he's like, "Hey! I know you!"

Lol. It's just great how people do that. Like the time Pinto and I saw the Popper somewhere.

Pinto: Hi, Popper!
Popper: Hi! (to me) Hey! I know you!!! *throws something at me*
Me: Yep.... Thanks.

Lol!

Yeah. I really have nothing to say here. Except I saw some other girl from school, and I think she called me Amanda. But whatever.

~Sparky~

"*gasp* It POPPED!!!!"
-The Popper

Yay!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-16T17:03:00.000-08:00

Pepper's back!! Whoohoo!!!

Just make sure you read all the wonderful posts I've made while you were gone! There are eight now. Hehe.

Read the surveys too. There is one where you once again are paired with Shorty. I seriously don't know what's up with you two. Do you even know Shorty? He's a feesh. Well, he's a human, but he's also a feesh.

Mwa ha! Feesh...

Yeah. So, glad you're back, Pepper!!

=D

I can make it demented:

=D

Where were you, anywho?

~Sparky~

"Do you like food?"
"Yeah."
"OMG, me too!!!"
"OMG, we're twins!!!"
-EB and Ace
Don't know in what order

Pepper...... AAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!

2006-01-16T06:24:00.000-08:00

Pepper, yous haven't commented for 7 posts!! Where are you?!! Meep! (Me does not know where that came from...)

But, 7 is the most powerful magical number, right? I mean, you have to post today! 7 shall bring you towards my blog. Right? RIGHT??!!!!

Ahem.

Yeah. I have to do one more stinky Science sheet today. *sticks out tongue* Ew.

Pipsy: He needs a new codename, like... Madonna!
Me: Pipsy, that's a girl's name!... Wait...
Pinto: Sparky!
Pinto and I: Hahahahahahaha!!!
Pipsy: Wha?

Homeroom last year. Gotta love that. And this:

"Well, he sort of looks like a Twinkletoes."
-Pipsy

Mwa ha ha! Fear our creepy names for people!!

We've got:

Madonna
Twinkletoes
Weenie Hut Jr.
Bob the Lumber
Jelly Donut

And that's only for our enemies. ^_-

We've also got:

The Strategizer
The Popper
Shorty
Brooke

Mwa ha ha, especially to those last two...

=D

MWA HAHAHAHAHAHAH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes. That was fun!! I'm not gonna do it again, though...

~Sparky~

"There he is! Let's go bother him!"
-Harry Potter
Potter Puppet Pals 1: Bothering Snape

More random surveys... so disadvantage, dude!!

2006-01-15T13:37:00.000-08:00

Name 10 guys you know. (For girls only.)
1. Harry Potter (had to say it)
2. Ronald Weasley (it's fun to use fictional people)
3. Draco Malfoy (mwa ha)
4. The Popper (onto realy human beings now)
5. The Strategizer
6. Shorty
7. MG, the mouse face dude
8. Andrew
9. GAS
10. Brooke

Is number 6 your crush? No.
Have you ever liked number 4? No.
Is number 9 a good friend of yours? Friend.
Does number 1 have a gf? He broke up with her. HA!!!!!!!
Do you think that number 3 is attractive? I dunno. Perhaps. But he's also OLD!!!!
Is number 10 your worst enemy? No.
Is number 2 your bf? I wouldn't complain, but as he isn't real, no.
What if number 7 was your father? 0_o
Would you ever kiss number 5? ...... EEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!
Does number 8 like bubbles and/or cheese? Yeah, most likely!!

Write down the names of 15 fictional characters. They can be from books, movies, TV, or even cartoons.
1. Harry Potter
2. Hermione Granger
3. Draco Malfoy
4. Ronald Weasley
5. Voldemort
6. Dumbledore
7. Snape
8. Lupin
9. Fred
10. George
11. Sirius
12. James
13. Lily
14. Cedric Diggory
15. Uh... Patrick Star!!!

Would you like it if number 2 was your best friend? Yeah!
Would you like to go into number 14's world? Depends. Wizard world or... dead? Witchness, yeah. But I don't want to die.
Is number 9 evil? In my one dream he was.... ^-^
Do you find number 7 to be attractive? 0_o No.....
Would you kiss number 3? Doubt it.
What if number 12 was your dad? Cool!!
And what if number 1 was your mom? 0_o
Would the two make a good couple? 0_o 0_o 0_o No... Wrong!!!!!!
Would you like to give number 10 a big hug? Sure!! ^-^
Have you ever had a creepy dream with number 4 in it? Don't think so.
Does number 8 need a special doctor? No. He is the most sane of the Mauraders.
Is number 11 smart or stupid? Smart.
Is number 15 a boy or a girl? Boy.
Does number 6 have freaky powers of some sort? Wizard. And he's DEAD!! WAAAAAHH!!!!!!!!
Would number 5 be your friend or enemy? Enemy. Pipsy's friend.
What would be your reaction if number 13 ran up and gave you a big hug? Can she do that? Well, if I knew her, sure, but...

~Sparky~

"Would you like to take the zip line?"
-Severus Snape

In my really creepy opstacle course/Hogwarts teachers dream.

More surveys again, whether you like it or not, 'cause I'm bored

2006-01-15T13:07:00.000-08:00

Name fifteen people you know who go to your school, including yourself.
1. Pinto
2. The Popper
3. Brooke
4. Pipsy
5. Pepper
6. Shorty
7. Skittles
8. Ace
9. Roo
10. Sparky
11. Bubbles
12. WHJ
13. The Strategizer
14. Madonna
15. Twinkletoes

Do you play a sport with number 11? No, and thank goodness. I mean, she can be nice, but she doesn't try hard in sports.
Is number 2 in your eighth period class? He's not in any of my classes. So disadvantage.
Does number 15 sit at your lunch table? ... No. 0_o
Is number 7's locker near yours? Fairly close.
Is number 10 smarter than you? *gasp* Exactly... the... same... No way!
Has number 12 been your project partner for something? He's a bit too young, as he is my little brother and not in my grade.
Is number 9 in your P.E. class? I wish. I don't have any real friends in that class.
Do you have a crush on number 4? Ew. No. Why would I? Are you calling me straightly curved???!!
Does number 15 have a bf/gf? If it does, I officially consider its gf stupid and straightly curved.
Is number 11 a prep? Mwa ha ha. She wants to be...... Ew.
Do you consider number 2 to be one of your best friends? No.
Does number 10 know all the lyrics to the Spongebob Squarepants theme song? And proud of it!!
Is number 6's favorite color purple? Somehow, I doubt it.
Is number 12 in your English class? No.
Is number 8's favorite subject Math? Doubt it.
Does number 7 dislike their Science teacher? I dunno.
Is number 3 smart, average, or, well, sorta dumb? Smart, I think.
Is number 9 your worst enemy? No!
What would you do if number 6 asked you out? Quite honestly, I have no idea.
What would you do if number 14 randomly told you that they were your father? 0_o Oh my gosh, that's not normal! My dad isn't straightly curved, either!!!!
Does number 1 enjoy reading? No. She's not a strategizer!!
Do you think that number 14 is attractive? 0_o No. As Pepper once said, it has a big head. (Woah. I'm a poet and I don't know it! Mwa ha. Fear my poet powers.)
Is number 14 a strategizer? No. Tooooooooooooo stoopeed.
Are numbers 1 and 3 good friends? I don't think so.
How many classes does number 8 have with you? None. *sniffle*
Did you used to have a crush on number 13? Ew. No. Ew..... Ew.
What is number 5's lucky number? I dunno... Number 4's is 3!!
Are numbers 4 and 5 mortal enemies? No. If they were, would Pepper still be alive?
Would you trust number 13 to be in the same room as you with an extremely pointy object? I don't know. I honestly have no idea what he would do with a pointy object. Do I want to know what Strategizers do with pointy objects?
Which people need to see a Special Doctor? All except... me. Wow.

Name fifteen people you know, including yourself. (They don't have to be friends. They can be mortal enemies. Who cares?)
1. MG, the mouse face dude
2. Skittles
3. Roo
4. Sparky
5. Ace
6. The Strategizer
7. The Popper
8. Pepper
9. Madonna
10. Twinkletoes
11. Shorty
12. Pipsy
13. Pinto
14. Bubbles
15. Brooke

Have you ever been to number 12's house? Yes. It is where I first heard "The Phantom of the Opera." Good times... good times... "My power over you grows stronger yet!" Heehee.
Is number 4 evil? To her enemies.
Do you hate number 13's guts? No
Is number 1 intelligent? I dunno. Was he the one who gave me the quarter or the dollar?
Does number 7's nickname start with an "S"? Unless he's got another nickname, no.
Who would you kiss first if you had to kiss someone? This is a disterbing question. May I pass?
Does number 6 enjoy the same shows as you? I doubt it.
Has number 11 ever created a smiley or other character? Wouldn't put it past him.
Is number 2 insane? Yes.
Do you have a crush on number 12? What is it with these things asking me if I have a crush on Pipsy? NO!!!
Do you consider number 9 to be your very greatest friend ever? Oh, the exact opposite.
Is number 3 a complete strategizer? No. She's a complete spaz... no wait. Pepper is a complete spaz. Roo is almost a complete spaz.
Is number 1 good at making up silly songs? I don't know. Do I want to know?
Would you trust number 3 with an extremely pointy object? No. Never. Not at all.
How long have you known number 15? When's the first time I talked to him? When he called me a hobo last year on the bus.
What would you do if number 4 asked you out? And why would I ask myself out???
Would number 5 ever try to kill you? No.
Does number 9 have an extreme obsession with cheese? 0_o I... don't... know...
Would number 15 walk up to a random person and say, "Well, butter my backside and call me a biscuit!!"? That would be funny to watch.
Would you trust number 14 with your deepest, darkest secret? Heck no.
Have you ever had a really creepy dream with 11 in it? No. I don't think.... no.
Is number 8 survey obsessed? No.
Is number 13 coordinated? Yes. Very.
What would you do if number 5 randomly told you that they were your father? Woah Ace. I would be like Wha?
What stereotype would number 14 be (Not to be mean. What are they like?)? Not to be mean, but wannabe.
Describe number 2 in one word. Hilarious.
Is number 7 a Harry Potter freak? No. *weep* We should all be HP freaks. ^-^
Does number 10 have a website? If so, what is it? I don't know...
What are number 5's favorite colors? Blue?
Is number 6 a boy or a girl? Boy.
What is the stupidest thing you've ever seen number 10 do (or heard of them doing)? It was really funny when I drove him crazy and he started singing the squirrel song.
If you could give any kind of award to number 8, what would it be for? Brilliance.
Who's the coolest? Moi!!!! No, Pinto and... hmm. Pinto.
Smartest? The Strategizer. No duh.
Funniest? Shorty, Roo, Pepper
Evilest? Pipsy
Most likely to succeed? The Strategizer
Most annoying? Madonna
Have you ever had a crush on one of these people? Maybe.
Do you find any of these people cute, attractive, etc.? Sure. You don't need to know who.

~Sparky~

"Ready? Shoot him!!!!"
-Ronald Weasley
Potter Puppet Pals 2

"My power over you grows stronger yet!"
-The Phantom of the Opera
The Phantom of the Opera

Comment, please!!!

2006-01-15T09:48:00.000-08:00

What is it with me and going to funkily cool places? We get to go to another one on Tuesday!!! Guess I can't do everything there, but oh well. I've practically the place memorized, anyway.

Cheaper by the Dozen 2 was actually really good. I think I like it as much as the first one, except for the fact that the meaning was layed out really cheesily...

"They're turkey balls! Oh wait. That sounds wrong. Turkey meatballs! There we go."
-Roo

Sorry. But it was funny.

Recap of my Friday. Whoopee.

Culture: Packet.

English: Writing, and "The Raven," which was strange. Honestly, the dude was getting POed at a bird... for making the same noise over and over again... Oh my...

Spanish: Worksheet, nationalities

Computer: Finished Access project

Health: Healthy snack day!!! Yay!!!!!!!! My family and I watched Supersize Me again last night.

Band: AP WORLD DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lunch: Helped Roo with her German notes. Made no sense, which made it cool.

Science: Packet. What is it with the packets?

Math: Uh.................... Trig, Problem thinger, and cover-up. CW is really sad at that game... I was champ until the last 3 or 4 games. Stinky. JW set it up wrong and just helped me because, well, his paper was messed up.

Yeah. Cover-up is fun. Really!! No, I'm not a math geek. The Strategizer probably is.

Wouldn't it be cool if the more you ate, the more you lost?

Random thought there from EB and G500's house. But that would be cool.

Uh huh.

~Sparky~

"You mean the singer Madonna?"
"Uh.... Yeah.... Just.... the singer..."
Mr K. and I, when he overheard us saying something about Madonna. Lol.

I'm doing another survey over again, whether you like it or not!

2006-01-14T08:38:00.000-08:00

Firstly, sorry about all the stuff I said about Bubbles. I was mad, and she can actually be nice... when she feels like it.

Brooke brought up the yoefuckma thing. Apparently him and MD were playing hangman, and they were the letters he missed. Only it was foeyuckma. Yeah.

Pepper, you're gonna want to read this one. Lol.

Name 20 people you know, including yourself. Once again, they do not have to be friends.
1. Firecracker
2. The Popper
3. Pinto
4. Roo
5. Ace
6. Pipsy
7. Bubbles
8. The Strategizer
9. EB
10. Skittles
11. Pepper
12. Madonna
13. Andrew
14. Shorty
15. Twinkletoes
16. G500
17. Strategizer's sister
18. GAS (from my old school... don't ask about that name there...)
19. Brooke
20. Ronald Weasley!!! (heehee...)

Is number 20 obsessed with shiny things? That would make a funny site.

What would be the result if numbers 8 and 15 were alone in a room, each holding a pointy object? I don't know. I'm not sure if anything would unless, you know, one of them went insane... er.

Is number 4 obsessed with Harry Potter? I don't think obsessed. But she likes it, right? I mean, she quoted Lucius Malfoy and Ronald Weasley once.

Does number 9 know the entire Spongebob theme? Most likely. Most definetely.

Does number 2 come to your house regularly? No...

Does number 9 throw good parties? Yeah! Awesomeness! Like the trust falls!

Would number 18 make a good special doctor? LOL!! That's pretty brilliant. Yes. Just don't let him die. That would... well, it would pretty much suck.

Are numbers 3 and 7 bf and gf? Uh, no. Ugh. Ew.

Do you have a crush on number 11? 0_o NO!

How about number 12? Eww. No. It's straightly curved!!!! (lol)

Do you find number 15 attractive? Uh, NO!!!!!!!!!

Is number 1 in your English class? I wish. She doesn't go to my school.

If given the chance, would number 19 huggle Patrick Star? LOL! It's a possibility.

Is number 10 a cannibal? I don't think so...

Is number 3 innocent? No. She wants to take AP World Domination!!

What does number 10 think about horses? I guess she doesn't mind them. I dunno.

Does number 5 frequently get sugar high? Yes.

Do they enjoy being sugar high? Oh, yeah.

In your opinion, would numbers 13 and 2 make a good couple? NO WAY!!

Is number 20 a strategizer? No. But he did have that wonderous plan in PPP2. Heehee!!

Is number 17 insane? Yes. Pretty much.

Is number 5 smart, average, or stupid? Average.

Does number 1 have a cheese obsession? I dunno. Maybe to some extent... if she likes cheese... But it's a cool word nevertheless. (biiiiiiiiiiiiiig word. hehe.)

Does number 4 enjoy popping bubbles? Once again, that would be a strange sort of cooincidence.

Does number 7 like poking random people? No. That would be scary.

Has number 8 ever broken a bone? Don't think so. I dunno.

Do you think number 13 needs to see a therapist? No... Maybe... Perhaps...

Is number 6 normal or special? SpEcIaL.

Is number 19's favorite color blue? I dunno.

What's wrong with number 12? Oh, lots of things. Like its straightly curved-ness.

What if number 11 was your father, coming back in time to see you? Uh, no.

And what if number 14 was your mother? Goodness, no! That... just isn't normal. Shorty is not my mom. Ugh!!

Would the two make a good couple? Pepper, what is it with you and Shorty??!!!!!

What do you think number 17 will end up doing for a job? I dunno. She's a good spaz.

Does number 18 hate you? No.

Is number 14 funny? Oh, heck yeah.

Does number 16 rock your socks? Oh yeah.

Has number 6 ever made up a smiley or character? ROBO-BOB!!!!!

Does number 16 enjoy watching Lazy Town? Yes, either that or it scares her.

~Sparky~

"..."

I don't know what quote to use...

"Ble blu bla!!!"
-Shorty

There.

Ooh. Hi!!

2006-01-14T08:07:00.000-08:00

Been busy. Yeah.

Yesterday we got to bring healthy snacks to health class. Mwa ha ha. My dad and I made pizza, Pipsy made smoothies, Pinto forgot and just wrote recipes and bought honeysticks, and Shorty made brownies.

Mr. S ate two pieces of pizza. Go me! And my dad.

Funny quotes of the past four days (this gonna be looooooooooong post...):

Mr. M (high school band teacher): Band counts toward your GPA, just like English, Science, Culture, Math, Underwater Basket Weaving, AP World Domination!"
Pinto and Pipsy: ^_____________________^

AA: Does marching band cut into sports?
Mr M: No. I've done soccer, chearleading...
LK: Ha ha ha ha!!!
Mr M: Not personally!
LK: OH!!!!!

^That was really hilarious. I totally spazzed out!!!!

Mr. M called Mr. S a leprachaun. So mean. Yet so funny.... I mean, he was wearing a green shirt too.

Lol, Pepper. Remember when I wore my green shirt. *sigh*

Popper: (seeing a water fountain that keeps running water) Roo, look! I keeps running! Hey, Ace, look! It keeps running!!!!"

Trying to remember more...

Oh yeah. Goody made up some song about the singer Madonna. JW sang it to Pipsy and I.

It was wrong. Especially when there's another Madonna. Ew.

Pepper: They use chickens with abnormally large breasts, then (explaining the making of McNuggets)...... Ew.

Funny the way she said it.

Pipsy: Want to hear a story?
Me: *sigh* Sure...
Pipsy: It's called "The Girl Who Spoke Gibberish!" Ble bla lal akdak kldajkfda kja;f(you know. Randomness. Gibberish.)
Pipsy: (to Shorty) jfljlajfkjdalkfjkldasjf. Go up to someone and say, "Ble blu bla!"
Shorty: (to Pinto) Ble blu bla! *shrugs and points to Pipsy*

Lol!!!

Dude, I am so taking AP World Domination next year!! Pepper, would you care to join me?

"Do you have a stomachache?

Smegole, the Alka-Seltzer tree!

Do you have a headache?

Smegole, the Alka-Seltzer tree!

You can put it on your desk...

Oh, yes!

You can put it in you car...

It's the best!

Call 1-800-ALKA-TRE! That's 1-800-2552-873!

Call now and get a free air freshener, called Cinnamon Fresh!

Smegole, the Alka-Seltzer tree!"

Lol!

Mwa ha ha!

According to Shorty, Magnesium goes boom if it gets too hot, or something...

I want to blow up magnesium!!!!!!

Going to see Cheaper by the Dozen 2 today. Oh yah!

Hehe. Yah.

~Sparky~

"Who cares about your lonely soul!!"

Some line from Les Mis. EB and I laughed.

Sherbet colors, dude. Yah.

I just finished my homework...

2006-01-09T17:51:00.000-08:00

Seriously! Evil!!!

Another funky quote from our DDR games yesterday:

(I just failed.)

Me: *gasp* Look! She's flying this time!!
EB: Wow!
Me: She's flying to heaven, because she shook her butt.

Lol! Tee hee!

Quotes of the day:

Ace: This is *insert the name of her finger here*, and he sucks brains! *sucking noise toward Roo**sucking noise toward Pipsy**failed sucking noises toward me**gasp* It's empty!!

Pinto (Kiki): *to the Popper* Hey, Popper! Tonight when you're sleeping, Dementor Dimples is going to suck you soul!!!!!

It's really funny because I don't know if he even knows what Dementors are. =D

Mr C: I took Trigonometry twice, I loved it so much!
Someone: That's really pathetic.
Mr C: Well, actually I took it in my junior year of highschool, but then I forgot it all for a college math placement. So, I took Trig and Calculus at the same time, and my parents had to pay for 3 credits, and you know how much that costs.
Goody: Yeah, but back then it was only about a nickel.

*Later*

Mr C: You know what's cool about this book? It starts on page 254 [or something...]. Does anyone know of any other books that start on page 254?
SL: Yeah, other math books like this.
Mr C: *annoyed* Do you have one?
SL: No...
Mr C: Then sit down!!
Someone: He's still mad about that nickel crack from earlier.

Ooh... From EB's and G500's house, while playing an HP game:

EB: Fairydust!! Wait, I'm not gonna say that anymore because it's another word for cocaine [or something...]..... Fairydust!!! Fairydust!!! [You get the point...]

Today:

AM Cultures: Doofy Preamble song, and projects.

English: We were supposed to share our essays. We just talked.

Spanish: Uh... I forget... Wow. Must have been boring. I know we did a review...

Computer: Learned about a project and more Access.

Health: Super-Size Me!!! Oh yeah. PG-13-ness. Ironically, it made me really hungry for fast food...

Band: Dead song. But we are getting better. And Mr. S gave us a very nice compliment. I'm sure we all felt special like me!!

Lunch: Brain sucking. Evil brain sucking. Roo is a total, absolute spaz...

Science: Really big project, dude!!!!! Due on Wednesday and worth 150 points!!!!!

Math: New book, finished test, started Trig intro, and nickel cracks. Mwa ha...

EB and I might see HP&tGoF together. She hasn't seen it yet.

~Sparky~

Uh....

Dorito is Skittles now.

.....

Nincompoopery.

I'm BACK!!!

2006-01-08T15:52:00.000-08:00

Yes, back from EB's and G500's. It was interesting. But right now, I shall do un survey.

COMPLETELY randooom questions.
1. do you have a boyfriend/girlfriend? No.
2. how much of an allowance to you get? None. I want to babysit, but my parents say I'm too young... humph.
3. what is your favorite singer/band? None
4. do you like pizza? lol. Yeah!!!
5. do you get straight A's? Totally! If I don't die on this math test...
6. where do you go to school at? I ain't tellin' you...
7. do you like george w. bush? I dunno... I think he's got some issues.
8. do you shop a lot? Not a lot.
9. is your ipod (if you have one) basically your life? Don't have one.
10. do you wear lots of pink? NO!!!
11. would you consider yourself a prep? NO!!!!!!!!!
12. do you get manicures/&or pedicures? Never.
13. when was the last time you got a haircut? Few weeks ago
14. ever get suspended? no. Me is una angel.
15. ever been in love? Nope
16. how much have you ever spent in one shopping day? Hehe. I dunno. Over 60, though.
17. any siblings? Yep
18. are you in middle school? Yeah, dude.
19. do you have a myspace? Wha's that?
20. do you wear makeup? No...
21. how many friends do you have? My best friends? *counts* 10 or 11 ish
22. do you like the color purple? Not really...

Mwa ha ha. Where are the Oompa Loompas that eat Bubbles when you need 'em??

She sent me two mean emails yesterday.

I was talking to Roo, and Bubbles interupts to ask Roo what we're talking about. As we are talking about straightly curved people, and she would never get it, I said "Never mind."

So, she blew up on me (via email) and goes, "NEVER INTERUPT A CONVERSATION AGAIN. NEVER!!!" What the heck?!! She interrupted our conversation. I'm allowed to respond!! Honestly, she doesn't want to be my friend unless I'm completely perfect, but she expects to be able to do anything she wants, and everyone'll just LOVE her... Uh, yeah right. She also says, "I try to talk to you, but you keep ignoring me!!!!!!" No, she looks at me. What does she expect me to do? Start an indepth conversation with all those who happen to look at me? Uh, how 'bout no? She actually manages to think I still want to be her friend. Also no. My friends would only blow up on me if I was doing something that really bugged them. Like when I called Shorty "little buddy." Ha. He blew up.

But yeah.

Okay, at EB's and G500's house, we played DDR. Pretty fun. But the dancy person in the backround didn't have nearly enough clothes on. It wasn't normal. Here are some of our conversations:

EB: Every time we fail, she's shaking her butt!!
Me: Ooh... Butt shaking... the omen of DOOM!!!!

We played this HP game, and after every line, no matter what it was, we all went, "DUN DUN DUUUUUUUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Then we turned on CareBears right before I left. G500 was talking to me:

G500: I feel like biting you...
Me: 0_o Okay...
G500: *hearing the CareBears* Ooh!!! They're singing a song!!!! *runs off*

Lol. Real greatness. I need to know if their freezer still pops.

~Sparky~

"She's a nincompoop practicing the worst form of nincompoopery!!"
-Pepper, about Bubbles

Hi, all.

2006-01-07T16:21:00.000-08:00

I'm going to EB's and G500's tomorrow! Yay!!!

My brother and I were just playing catch. I threw it to him and I'm like, "Catch, you nincompoopish nincompoopery nincompoop!!!!"

Gotta love new vocab.

~Sparky~

That was short...

But FUN!!!!!!

F is for friends who....

ANGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2006-01-07T09:14:00.000-08:00

Bubbles' xanga. Surveys. Ugh. I'm responding to some of the questions...

First, she makes it sound like it's bad to be weird or be a little kid with imaginary friends. But that's Bubbles. Everything has to be boring and normal.

Then she makes it sound like she's so smart because she remembers her childhood. *gasp* Don't we all? And she forgot what a vivid dream is. Context, oh smart one!!! Ooh, and the most grown up thing she said as a kid was shut up! She's a big girl now!!!!

She thinks 14 year olds should be able to drive. Would be cool, but even many 17 year olds aren't responsible enough. She is soooo not responsible enough now. And legalize, not illegalize. And she says eww to gay marriage. I'm not for it, no, but who cares if people think differently? Well, we all know that Bubbles will hate you if you have different views than her.
"What will you do if Bush is re-elected?:umm vote"
Once one is elected, you can no longer vote... And 'yeah' isn't an American hero...

And, what does she have against geeks and nerds? Yeah, she's all preppish, so she doesn't understand the value of a brain. The way she said it was really rude.
"San Fransisco.... near Laguna Beach..... haha lol"
Not laughing. And she tries to beat the awesomeness of "It popped!!!" but she can't. None of us can.

Attempted! Not done!! And most consumed by... "sad.... but mostly happy" Just say happy, huh? And what's wrong with liking food? Food is good. What, hate people who like to eat, too?

Why "nooooooooooooooooooooooooo?" And Kiki says 'pop' because it's fun now, and the rest of us don't as an inside joke. Stop trying to be so awesome! You are sooo not better than popping. So disadvantage!

And kaboomcorn has no hyphen. Thought I should point that out.

Aww. Poor thing! She's too tall... Weep weep, then! Yes, her family are opposites of her. Her brother is one of the coolest people on this Earth. OOH!! HER FAMILY IS FUNNY!!! NO WAY!!! NOT EVERYDAY THAT YOU MEET A FAMILY LIKE THAT!!!!!

She just said she wasn't straight.... Oh well. Now Bubbles is straightly curved. And doesn't she realize that you can have a bf at any age? *sarcasm* Oh, go her! She broke someone's heart! *end sarcasm* I bet she's real proud. Er... Bubbles was in lust... 0_o How much you wanna bet she doesn't know the definition of that word? Cheated and cheated on are two different things, oh smart Bubbles. Brown hair isn't an emotional quality...

It's only fun if you pick between the bottle cap and the spider... Pick, darn you!! 'Cause she already has no sense of humor...

Oh, so it's weird to yell at a hummer, but perfectly normal to yell at an SUV... right. I think both are perfectly normal! =D

She is way too special. I hope she leaves soon.

~Sparky~

Bother!!!!!!!!!

Un surveyo!!!

2006-01-07T08:29:00.000-08:00

I changed the names, dude!!

Name 15 people you know including yourself in any random order you please.
1. Brooke
2. Kiki
3. Popper
4. Madonna
5. Pipsy
6. Shorty
7. Sparky
8. Strategizer
9. Roo
10. Ace
11. Bubbles
12. Dorito
13. Twinkletoes
14. Zee new girl in my english and math class
15. Pepper

Is #3 your best friend? No. I've talked to him... once? Twice?

What would you do if #8 was the father of your child? 0_o How 'bout no. Somehow, I don't see that happening.

Would you ever make out with the person in #1? No. Just no.

Have you ever had a weird dream with the person in #4 in it? Yeah. He was eating pizza in my opsticle course/Hogwarts teachers dream. And he broke a fruit in half and showed it to a leprachaun in one of my other dreams.

Have you ever dreamed of kissing the person in #15? No... That's just wrong. I'm not straightly curved. Me is straight.

What type of music does the person in #7 listen to? Soundtracks (Phantom of the Opera mostly).

What size clothes does #14 wear? Something smallish??

Would #1 and #4 make a cute couple? LOL!! Oh my gosh, that is SOOOO WRONG!!!!!!

Is #2 a guy or girl? Girl.

Have you ever cried over #6? No... I see no reason to...

Would you give your life for #5? Yeah, definetely!!

Is #7 silly or serious? SILLY!!! MWA HA HA!!!!!!

Do you think #9 will ever get married? Yep.

How do you think #10 will die? I don't know... And it won't happen soon unless Pipsy is plotting something...

Is there anything #13 is overly obsessed with? I don't think so...

Does #11 have an obsession with shiny objects? No. As Pepper said, she's too boring and stupid!!!

Does #12 have any siblings? A brother... and I dunno...

Is #13 a caffeine addict? 0_o I don't think so.....

What color hair does #14 have? Stalker... But I don't forget this time! HA!!!!!!

How far away does #15 live from you? Pretty darn close.

What is #14's favorite color? I dunno....

Have you ever been on a date with #3? Uh, no! Not a normal question there!

Does #2 have any secret lovers? I dunno.

What would you do if #13 was your lover? ... Eww........... .... Eww..... *shudder* Not good. *slap* Fun fun!!!!

Is #6 innocent? Depends what you mean by innocent, as I highly doubt he is completely innocent.

Can you picture #2 and #5 having a kid together? 0_o Eww. No.

What if the person in #5 declared their love for you? Uh, no.

Has the person in #3 ever visited a foreign country? *shrug* Me no know.

How far away does #5 live from you? Too far. Move to a closer house, Pipsy.

What would you do if #4 was secretly your mother who traveled back in time to see you? *shudder shudder shudder* That... is... absolutely... not... normal.... My mom is soooo not straightly curved, dude!!!!!!

What's #6's last name? Not something you need to know.

Do you find #8 to be attractive? Maybe a little. Why do we care?

Give a random fact about #7? Uh... My group's game is SOOOOO better than your group's game!!!!! (Hehe.)

Can #9 speak more than 2 languages? Yeah. Maybe not totally fluently, but yeah.

Does #11 spend hours surfing the net? Considering her puny and pathetic xanga entries, I'd say no.

What's one of #12's hobbies/interests? I don't know.... She's pretty awesome though. She stuck a hall pass in her mouth yesterday... =D

What is #13's middle name? And... why should I know this??...

Does #14 know who #15 is? I don't know. I wouldn't think so.

Oh, and Shorty is a feesh!!!!! (That actually made sense, you know. Email me if you don't get it.)

~Sparky~

Go feesh!!!

Oh, Roo told me that Shorty said this: Ever since I gave her that magnet, she's been poking me... hard...

LOL!!!!!

Me needs to post...

2006-01-07T07:36:00.000-08:00

Pepper said...
lol...i wanna see the freaky movie. I'm a fartknocker...oh yeah!!!!! go me! madonna WADDLED? you mean like a duck??? freaky...!

Yes. Exactly like a duck.

Anyway, been busy, but here are the top five quotes of yesterday and the day before:

Honorary:

Me (quoting VeggieTales): What's that orange thing on his head? It must be CHEESE!!!!
Pepper: *spazzes out*

#5

Some dude on a radio comercial: I'm a giant taco!!!

#4

Mr. C: "The more you take out, the bigger I get. The more you put in, the smaller I get.".....
A HOLE!!!!!
*pause**silence*
Goody: That's gay. I'm leaving.

(Hm. Maybe you had to be there, but it was hilarious.)

#3

Kiki: Mr. Dimple became a dementor!!!!!!

#2

Pepper: It's George Washington!!! And he's DEAD!!!!!!!!!

#1

*Roo and I are discussing how Oprah went out with Madonna, then Madonna kissed Santa, so Oprah dumped him and went for this other guy. Since Madonna's sort of an 'it,' we were trying to decide if Oprah was straight or, well, yeah.*

Roo: She's straightly curved!

Lol!!

Dude, Pepper told us that the Popper told her that 'nincompoopery' is actually a word!!! I looked it up, too! It's pretty awesome... nincompoopery. Seriously, isn't that the most bizarre, random word you've ever heard? But then again, what to expect from the one who goes, "It POPPED!!!!!!!!!!"?

I think I should do that old survey, but mix up all the people. So I shall.

Pepper made two green shiny foil squares who I named Roonil and Wazlib, but Roo killed them both!!! HOW RUDE!!!!!!!!!! (Haven't said that since... beginning of this year?)

Recap of my days:

AM Cultures: Thursday: Woah. Mr F did an impression of Arnold Swarts... uh... me no know how to spell it, but it was strange. Yet somehow funny. But we really just learned about some little project. Eww.
Friday: Worked on the project. I'm actually sort of almost done...

English: Thursday: Did more essay reviewing, but as me, Kiki, and Pipsy were all done, we just talked.
Friday: Sub. Wrote a 'letter' (if you can call it that...) to our teacher who is coming back (she left at the beginning of the year. Don't ask, stalkers.)

Spanish: Thursday: I forget. Insignifigant.
Friday: Wrote stories out of funkily weird pictures. Strange. Really strange.

Computer: Access and access. Oooooooooooooooooooooh...

Health: Talked about fad diets.

Gym: Rollerblading. Bubbles seemed really annoying... Maybe it's just me being negatively biased towards her, but she looked afraid to move her frickin' feet, like she was gonna die if they moved more than an inch. Everyone was supposed to start breaking two or three feet away from the bowling pins and stop in time (try, at least), but she was the slowest one and stopped 15 feet too early, gave up and went past the pins, then looked at the teacher, like she was expecting the teacher to say how wonderful she was doing. Yeah, right. She thinks I'm mad at her, and I sort of still am. If she wanted me as a friend, she shouldn't have totally blown up about something stupid... See November archive.

Woah.^

Band: Really. Fast. New. Song. We all died.

Flex: Learned some Spanish I missed.

Lessons: I get to take lessons with Roo now!!! Yay!!!!!!!! (Oh, I'm third chair, so go me.)

Science: Thursday: Quiz that didn't even count for me...
Friday: Hurricane video.

Math: Thursday: More review.
Friday: Test. I think I'm dying so far. Crap.

Kiki's birthday party was last night. Pretty darn fun. Roo and I were talking about straightly curved people (lol), and Pepper told us all about the nincompoopery stuff. We watched War of the Worlds. Dorito said that the Alien's blood looked like Tang. I will never drink Tang again... We played this game... a little hard to explain, so it was just like you had a topic card, and you had to put down one of your cards that was in the 'category.' Or something random. Because the category was 'Fluffy' once and I put down 'getting sick...' Roo totally won in my round because she put down the popcorn card. Oh yeah. Go popcorn.

Uh......

I'm slightly confused and freaked out. Read Monday's lunch conversation.

~Sparky~

Nincompoopery!!!!!!

The quotes and fun stuffs of today...

2006-01-04T15:25:00.000-08:00

#5

(while looking at a map of the school that has a dot labeled 'You are here.')
Dorito: It's stalking us!!

#4

Dorito: Give that back! *slaps Kiki's arm* Pronto!!

Kiki: *slap's someone's arm at random moments* Pronto!!

#3

Kiki: Pepper, you are 100% Fartknocker!!!!

#2

Mr. K: There were only a few people who really shone [got good grades].
Kiki: *gasp* We're shiny!!!!

#1

*Kiki creates Bugle Boy, then uses and erased drawing and calls him 'Bugle Boy's invisible friend, Poo.'*

Kiki: Poo is so cool!
Me: Yeah, Poo is pretty awesome.

More of Kiki's funky words:

Bagoogle

Dumbbutton

Yeah, I'm 94% Dumbbutton, 5% Fartknocker, and 1% Poo (I wanted to be poo...)

Pipsy is 2& Fartknocker, 98% Dumbbutton

The Strategizer is 99% Stategizer, 1% Fartknocker

LOL!!!!!!!!

Seriously, he needs to know that he is a Fartknocker. *evil grin*

Dorito told us some pretty darn cool insults-that-aren't-really-insults today, like conehead and jellybelly (which sort of are insults, but the rest were just awesome).

Madonna sorta waddled today... It was strange. Pipsy and I both spazzed out.

I'm all depressed!! I want to be skiing with Roo and Shorty, but I can't!!!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~Sparky~

*starts singing*
We the people,
In order to form a more perfect union,
Establish justice,
Insure domestic tranquility,
Provide for the common defense,
Promote the general welfare, and
Secure the blessings of liberty
For ourselves and our prosterity
Do ordain and establish this Constitution
For the
United States of
America!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The second time it sings that on the video, when it says 'domestic tranquility,' there are these two dudes fighting, and this smiley dude comes and pushes them away from each other and gives this really big smile. Pretty creepy, dude!

Uh... TODAY

2006-01-04T12:42:00.000-08:00

Yeah, so today was pretty darn cool. The quotes weren't all as brilliant, but overall it was a fun day, with lots of bothering people. I got to bother Pipsy, Kiki, Dorito, Roo, Pepper, Ace, and Shorty. Me hearts bothering people.

BOTHER!!!!!!

So, onto my glorious (not-so-much) day:

Science: Uh... I forget.... no wait. Worksheet that I totally didn't understand until it was explained at the end of class...

Geometry: Review and such. Not terrible. I wanna sit by Pipsy again!!

Spanish: Yep, the world is coming to an end. I actually sort of enjoyed Spanish today. *gasp* DUN DUN DUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Computer: More Access as a class. Slowness, but whatever.

Gym: Watched people rollerblade around and around, as I can't. I sorta got a little dizzy...

Enrichment: Our game is soooooo cooler than your game!!!

Lunch: Nothing much. I wish Bubbles would go and leave us now. She's sitting right there in the middle of the table and doesn't even talk, and I'm talking the whole time and sitting on the end!!!

AM Cultures: Branches of the government, continued. And the doofy Preamble song!! I've got it memorized now! Oh yeah!!! It really is a fool proof method!!

English: Read over each others' essays. Only we had millions of extra minutes to do it, so Kiki made up Bugle Boy, Keith, Sumo Bob, and Poo. And I sang the doofy Preamble song, 'cause it was stuck in my head. Wow. Most people didn't recommend their books. Mwa ha ha!!!

I'll give you today's quotes and stuff later, as I wrote them down and my assignment book is upstairs.

~Sparky~

Poo rox my sox.

Don't ask. You shall get it soon enough, my precious...

0_o Woah.

This'll be a looooooooooong one.....

2006-01-03T13:32:00.000-08:00

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Celebrate good times, come on!!!

Yeah, so here are today's top 5 quotes, before I once again forget them:

Honorary:

Kiki: *puts two bugles on Mr. Dimple's (her finger's) 'head'*Mr. Dimple has a hat!!
Dorito: *eats a bugle*
Pipsy: *eats a bugle*

#5
"Colored Midgens!!!!!!"
-Pepper, upon seeing Kiki's tiny, colored, Hershey Kiss-shaped mints

#4

"I know what Ace wants for her birthday: A voodoo doll of the Popper!"
-Roo

#3

KB: You make me dizzy!!

*Later...*

KB: I meant his cologne makes me throw up! I get dizzy before I throw up!!

#2

Pipsy: So, my one friend told me that guy I sent an email thought I was stalking him, so I told him that I'm NOT stalking him.
Me: You know, that just sounds like you are stalking him.
Pipsy: *spazzes* Everytime someone says, "I'm not stalking you," it makes me think of "I'm not on drugs!!!"
Me: *spazzes*

~**Flashback**~
Madonna: I'm not on drugs.
Pipsy: You know, that usually means you are on drugs.
Madonna: Okay, I am on drugs.
~**End Flashback**~
Rofl!!!!

#1

MD: Do you know what 'yoefuckma' means?
Mr. F.: MD!!!!!
Brooke: Yoefuckma??!!!
Mr F.: Brooke!!!!!!
MD: What? It's a scrambled up word!! Look! *checks assignment book* Oh. Oops. It's 'foeyuckma.'

That was soooooo hilarious!! My eyes were watering, dude!!!!!!!!

Mwa ha ha! That reminds me of when my Geometry teacher called corkscrews on a roller coaster "Twisty sections." Rofl!!!!

I got to poke and 'bother' Shorty today! Weeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!

I was bothering my baby brother too... and quoting Potter Puppet pals...

We may get to play HP music in band!! Weeeeee!!!! I'm third chair! Oh yeah!

And apparently, Brooke is a blond.

Shorty gave me this magnet from Canada. I chose the one with a freaky beaver-thingy on the front; I named him Arthur.

My day:

American Cultures: Mwa ha ha to the Preamble song that annoys Mr. C!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

English: Woah, Pipsy and I thought for a second that Mr. K heard us talking about stalking people. But then again, he really wouldn't care. He'd laugh and be like, "What the heck?!!" It's like when we got to watch a section of Star Wars in English, and Kiki was singing that ridiculous rap in my ear. We were both spazzing, and we didn't get in trouble. He's just like, "..... What's so funny???" Yeah. We had to draw a picture from our pointless book, and Kiki insisted on the scene where the dude gets shot. Go Kiki.

Spanish: Woah. Since I've been gone for so long, I actually learned something!!! *gasp* A sign of the appo... appoc.... appoca... ZEE END OF ZEE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It actually wasn't suppremly boring today.... Another sign.

Computer: More Access, only we move pretty slow because the whole class is doing these together. Too bad I missed most of computer. I love computer class. The people beside me bet, like, $20 on tonight's Bowl Game. I was the witness for their handshake.

Health: Pretty fun... Arby's actually has a lot less calories than I imagined... But it's still a lot. Oh well. Don't care. I hardly ever eat that stuff, even though I love it. Fun activity, though.

Band: New song, sort of like the very best song from last year.

Lunch: Midgens, and Roo and I had a smiling contest!! Go Midgens!!!!!!

Science: Movie, and a new project. It doesn't sound terrible...

Band lesson: Pretty much nothing. Mr. S says I'm definetely ready to move up. Haha. I saw the papers some of us signed about the 'Cowgirls' losing football games. He loves the Cowboys, see, so, as his students, we must mock him.

Geometry: Pretty interesting, actually. These proofs are pretty cool, as long as we don't have to do a lot of them... haha! I finished most of my math homework in the extra 8 minutes he gave us just to sit there. We get that a lot last period.

~Sparky~

"Of all the students I've ever had, you are definetely one of them!"
-Our band teacher

Back to school

2006-01-02T16:33:00.000-08:00

I went to school today, so el crappo. But, it really wasn't horrible. I actually have some great quotes. So, I shall tell you about my day.

*gasp* It's almost time!!!!

For what, you say? You'll know... You'll know first post tomorrow...

But anywho...

Science: Just worked on a couple work sheets. Kiki was my partner, so that was pretty cool.

Geometry: Not all that great. Nothing special really. Just some proof thinger...

Spanish: Almost two months away did not make Spanish any better at all. We watched a short and quite strange little movie. But yeah.

Computer: We started Access! Sorta. We really didn't do much of anything. I wonder when Shorty's coming back? I feel the urge to poke him...

Gym: Everyone found their sizes for rollerblades, except me, 'cause I sorta can't rollerblade... Yeah.

Lunch: Pretty interesting. Roo gave me a bag of candy!! I cannot wait to become all sugar highish!!! MWA HA HA!!!!!!! And Ace said someone likes me and her. Here is the conversation that followed:
Me: WHAT???
Ace: *repeats*
Me: WHAT???
Ace: Don't make me say it again!!
Me: Me and you?
Ace: Yes!
Me: Like, like like... like?
Roo: Yes, like like like... like.
Me: Are you serious?
Ace: Yes!
Me: Really?
Roo: Yes!!
Me: How do you know?
Ace: Well, the Popper told me, and he told Roo who told me who told you.
Me: Wow. I actually understood that... Woah.

Haha! Honestly, that was shocking. I was just like, "WOAH!!!! WHAT?????" Not that I don't like the dude, I really do, just more as a... well, the correct terminology would give away the name they said, so we'll say friend.

And go Roo!!!! I guess I'm a little late to post this, but she and the Popper slow danced!! Congrats!!!!

And Mr. Noodle left!!!! WAHH!!!!!!!!!! I didn't get to say bye!!!

(Our band student teacher. One day he woke up and his arm was numb, so he was swinging it around and banging it on the wall, hence the name Mr. Noodle.)

American Cultures: Just did something for some geography bee and watched some National Geographic or something game on the fifty states.

English: Grammar and got some essays back. But that's not the point. Point is, when our teacher welcomed me back, this dudes like, "Who's Sparky?" And I say to.... Oh, look at this:
Me (to Kiki): Do you think if I showed him my purple folder he'd remember who I am? (He always likes playing with my purple shiny folder... 0_o It's quite strange...)
Kiki: *picks up folder* Hey, look!!
Dude: *gasp* Oh!! You!!
And, later he was actually eating Kiki's new lip gloss I gave her. Apparently, it tasted a lot like real starbursts, then made his tongue numb... ???

Yeah. The 5 top quotes from today:

#5

My band teacher: Holy canolli!!!

#4

One of our friends said something that Kiki didn't hear right, and Kiki goes:
"You got new Spandex??!!!"

#3

Me: I'm confused...
Kiki: Well, you're always confused.
Me: Well.... I bet I know some stuff you don't... Well, I could say something that would confuse you... I just need to think of it...
Kiki: Yeah, you could. Probably because it was all logical and full of strategy.
Me: *gasp* HOW DARE YOU!!!!

#2

Roo: Did Twinkletoes just scratch his butt?!!

#1

Pipsy: I want to find his [Tom Felton's] email. Then I could stalk him.
Me: Don't let him know you're stalking him...
Pipsy: No, I'll just say "Hi!"
Me: Ooh, make sure you put, "^______________________^
This is Gred."
Pipsy: Okay.
Me: Please, if he actually emails you back, tell me.
Pipsy: What do you think he would say if I said, "Hi. You're really oogley!"
Me: (I didn't get to finish my sentence, as Kiki came over and started talking about something else.) Well, he'd probably think you were a five-year-old...

(I meant to say: Well, he'd probably think you were a five-year-old who thought the movies were really real and thought he was an evil psyco, or he'd just be like, "Uh... Allright then...")

Apparently, he wants to study fishery managment.
And, his character (Draco Malfoy) cares a lot about money.
They're the perfect fit!!!

"What everyone argues about here: Money, and fish!"

Really hilarious quote from the Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants movie there...

Only it was said more like: Feesh!!!

Mwa ha ha. Feesh.

~Sparky~

"We're going fishing."

A supposed-to-be-sinister quote from Avatar. But it turned out really cheesy. I laughed at Zhou's stupidity.

Mwa ha ha.

EDIT:

Pepper said...
the wizard of oz came out on your b-day??? cool! me is more speecial, so me gets HP7...jk, cause you're speecial too :)hey, do you wanna volunteer at CATRA with me??? are you going to kiki's bday party? me is...yay! such fun :)

What is CATRA... uh, sure. Sounds fun! And I'm about 99% sure I'm going to Kiki's party!! I must.

Yes, there are four levels of specialness. The Moes are probably all on level four!!!

Special
Speecial
SpeciAL
SpeeciAL

Interesting comments, so I'll respond.

2006-01-01T17:00:00.000-08:00

Pepper said...
actually, i think snape is a spy, because he froze harry when he killed dumbledore so that he wouldn't get hurt. he also was trained in Occlumency, so even if voldemort tried to use ligilimens, he would fail. dumbledore also clearly said to snape before he died, "Snape, help me." he didn't say, "Snape, save me," so he obviously knew that he would be as better use as a portrait or somethin', and snape knew that as well. of course, the potion dumbledore drank was going to kill him eventually, as well. me smart with HP!!!

Yes you are...
And, yeah, I also think that Snape is good, not evil. I said that, right? But doesn't Dumbledore freeze Harry... yeah. Right when Draco comes out of the castle.

Pepper said...
i agree with you about harry, ron, voldemort, and maybe even draco and snape...but, sometimes me is stupid...!

Ahem. Sometimes.... right.
Yeah, those are the only people I really, really think will die.

Oh, and congrats on your little birthday present. You certainly are very special. Years and years from now, when we're thinking of movies and books that came out on our birthdays, you'll have HP7, and all I'll have is Wizard of Oz!!!

Maybe one of the movies will come out on my birthday. That would rock my sox.

^______________________________^

Gred's too.

~Sparky~

"And Lupin drank it? Is he mad?"
-Ronald Weasley
PoA

And, personally, I must agree with him.

Found the news!!

2006-01-01T11:29:00.000-08:00

The seventh book is supposed to come out July 7, 2007!!! Yay!!!

And, as Maya pointed out, that means that the 7th book comes out on 07-07-07.

Cool, huh?

~Sparky~

"Tell me, which one of you will be dying this year?"
-Professor McGonagall

Randomness, because you know how bored I am...

2006-01-01T10:58:00.000-08:00

Mwa ha ha!! I am so close to naming random possessions after all the Weasleys except Molly, Percy, and Ginny!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Well, Fred and George are Gred and Forge, but whatever...)

Gred - ^_________________^
Forge - Wittle stuffed teddy bear that Pipsy gave me
Ronald - My stuffed monkey with the banana
Bill - A smiley I made... can't really show him to you here, but he's Earl's third cousin six-times removed (changed it a little, Pepper...)
Charlie - This little thinger that saves stuff on computers. It's really small, and I have no idea what it's called... Well, apparently the one I have is called 'Charlie,' but... Eh, whatever.

My list of people who I think will kick the bucket in HP7:

Harry Potter - because he's the hero dude, and I don't know what the chances are of him making it through that fight alive are. Plus, he and Voldemort have some of each other in them.

Ronald Weasley - because he's Harry's best friend, and he has sacrificed himself before, on the chessboard (and that thinger I read on Mugglenet...).

Draco Malfoy - because he really didn't fulfill his duty, and, even if Voldemort doesn't murder him, I think he'll be scared back to the light side... then Voldemort will murder him... *so sad*

Severus Snape - because he helped Draco when he wasn't supposed to, and I don't think he's evil. I think he'll help Harry, then everyone will know he's not evil. (Speaking of which, if Voldemort was on the back of Quirrel's head that whole time, wouldn't he have heard Snape threatening Quirrel and known he wasn't evil??)

Peter Pettigrew - Actually, I just sorta hope he dies.

Tom Marvolo Riddle (Voldemort) - because he's ultimate evil! He has to die!!!

Nymphadora Tonks - Just thought of that... I guess because it would make Lupin sad...

Minerva McGonagall - She did get stunned by, like, 4 people a couple years ago. Do you think it's forshadowing?

Yeah, I'm probably quite wrong in a few (or more) cases, but still. I guess I really don't think McGonagall, Tonks, and Pettigrew will die, just a tiny feeling... Maybe Lucius will get murdered, then Draco goes to the light side... I dunno...

"What if Sirius isn't dead, just being tortured?"
-Pipsy

My reaction to that was, "*gasp**panic*Sirius!!!!!" But I actually do think that he's dead. Just displaying to you all some of Pipsy's... er... unique personality...

~Sparky~

Come to the dark side!!
We've got cookies!!!!

Do you realize that over the past few days, my family and I have made Voldemort:

Luela Ceville of Baltimore: The Dark Lord of Bosom, who has a moldy wart

Beware!!!!!

P.S. A little late for Halloween colors? I think not!!

Woah!! Random brain thinger!!!!

2006-01-01T07:43:00.000-08:00

Okay, Snape killed Dumbledore, right?

Visitors: Well, we're aware of that...

Me: Shut up!

And, there were sections where it very much sounded as thought Dumbledore was telling Snape to keep the vow and kill him. So, Dumbledore told Snape to go ahead and kill him. But why? Was he just being nice, or is Snape going to play a seriously major roll in the next book? Not Dumbledore's roll necessarily, but is he going to help out somehow?

This leads me to add Snape to my "List of people who will probably kick the bucket in HP7."

And, poll thinger time. Is Snape evil? Or not?

I personally think that he isn't. Dumbledore trusts him, I trust Dumbledore, good enough for me. But, I recently had yet another brain thing. Check it out, check it out!! (That was fun!)

Who is the only source who recently came right out and said that Snape was evil? Draco Malfoy. Not all that reliable. Not because he's a kid, but because 1) He is not trained in Occlumency and 2) His mother and Snape did that Unbreakable Vow thinger.

1) If Draco knew that Snape was a spy, then there is a chance he would have tattled to Voldemort. If he didn't, Voldemort could still use Legilimency and figure it out easily.

2) Snape had to help Draco. It doesn't mean anything.

I think that Snape made the Vow because he was trying to fool them. Maybe he didn't know the task, or perhaps he was just going to let himself die. I don't know.

But I don't think he's evil. Could be wrong, though. Hope I'm not. If he doesn't help Harry, then he is honestly a horrible person. If he goes all evil now... I don't know how to explain it. I just hope Dumbledore's judgment wasn't wrong...

~Sparky~

Mwa ha. My daddy was very surprised when I told him that Draco was one of my favorite characters. And my friends all backed away from me when I told them that Snape was cool.

No, I am not slowly turning all Pipsy-like.

Mwa ha. This shall be fun to respond to...

2006-01-01T07:20:00.000-08:00

First of all, HAPPY NEW YEAR, EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And now, we continue.

Pepper said...
wow...lots of HP talk. i agree that umbridge is a rat...a FAT rat lol. gotta love the stupid stuff that rhymes...HAPPY NEW YEAR! yay. so sad for dead diggory, though. may he rest in peace. i'm currently reading OotP. I can't wait until the seventh book comes out, but it's gonna be depressing because dumbledore's dead, and harry's not even going to hogwarts...:( i think something is gonna make wormtail come back to the good side...for assumptions why, contact me :) me smart.

No, Umbridge is a pink, obese cow. Pettigrew is a fat rat. Hee hee. Yeah. R.I.P., Cedric!!! *sniffle* So sad... I was crying so hard during the movie. I know! I don't know how we'll all survive without Dumbledore! He always explains and knows all this stuff. Moreso than even Hermione. I hope everyone doesn't randomly kick the bucket in the next book. Though a lot of them probably will... And I'll look at your reasoning for Wormtail coming back, but, personally, I'd rather he just go and die now. Maybe he'll comit suicide... Possibly. Why does Voldemort call him Wormtail, anyway? Everyone else is just "Lucius" or "Bella" etc. etc. etc. So why is Voldemort still using Pettigrew's little kiddie name from Hogwarts? I can see James, Sirius, and Lupin still using them (if, you know, two of them weren't dead), but Voldemort, I don't get it. But then again, Voldemort was Riddle's little Hogwarts' name, too, so whatever.

And, sorry about all the HP crap that I've been posting lately. But me loves HP. In fact, I'm obsessed beyond cure. So don't try to cure me. I don't wanna be cured!! =D

~Sparky~

"There's no need to call me 'sir,' Professor."
-Harry Potter (to Professor Snape)

Mwa ha ha!! Let's all be all smart to Snape!!

I REMEMBERED WHAT I WANTED TO SAY!!!!

2005-12-31T17:55:00.000-08:00

Funny. Inside joke, but very funny.

And extremely disterbing. *shudder*

But seriously, Pepper, this is better than "Santa Baby!!!!"

Okay. We were playing Trivial Pursuit (in which my daddy got a HP question. Shoulda been MINE!!!), and the first question (for the girls) was something about a celebrity selling her bra... Yeah. And my mom goes, "Madonna!" And dad goes, "Yeah." Then Mom and Oma start singing "Like a Virgin."

So, very disterbing. VERY disterbing. But I totally spazzed out. Couldn't breath all to well.

~Sparky~

"Came running into our compartment, didn't he Fred?"
"Nearly wet himself."
-George and Fred Weasley

Happy Almost New Year!!!

2005-12-31T17:11:00.000-08:00

Mwa ha ha. Dotta, the P.O.A. (Pony of the Americas OR Prisoner of Azkaban (ha...)) is not the only one in the barn with an HP related name!! Well, maybe now... but we had Bella. I guess that's sort of an insult to Bella; she's nothing like Bellatrix, but whatever. Bella was cute. Pretty awesome.

MWA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!! FEAR MY EVIL LAUGHS AND POINTLESS RAMBLINGS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Woah. Don't know why I went and did that...

I read that the GOF DVD may come out March 7th!!! Whoot whoot (copying Maya. Mwa ha.)!!!!!! I also swear I saw that the seventh book is coming out in July, but when I checked back I couldn't find that info. It was on mugglenet. Tell me if you see it.

I desperately wanted to say something, but now I forgot. Oh well.

Remember, if Luela Ceville doesn't kill you, nobody else will!!!

Wow!! Voldemort can be Luela Ceville. Mwa ha.

"It [the Half-Blood Prince] might have been a girl. I think the handwriting looks more like a girl's than a boy's."
-Hermione Granger

Pretty funny when you consider who it really is. Mwa ha ha! That's just great.

Does anyone else think that Voldemort sorta sounds like 'moldy wart'???

How about this:

My dad, mom, and I were watching Who Wants to be a Millionare, or something, and they asked what the first TV dinner was.

Dad: (before the answers come up) Fried chicken.
Dad: (after answers come up) Or was it turkey?
Mom: Or was it Salisbury steak?
Dad: I think it was fried chicken.
Me: I think it was turkey.

(After the answer (turkey) has been selected)

Mom: See?! I said that even before the answers came up!!

Lol!!

maya said...
hey! cedric is cool...but amos diggory is the most annoying and bigheaded person i know...~me

Yeah, Cedric's cool!!!! I'm sorry. I didn't mean to sound like I was insulting him (if I did sound like that...). I'm serious (NOT Sirius). Remember Cedric Diggory, because he was really great. Yeah, Amos was incredibly annoying. He forgot the tiny factor that a bunch of Dementors just happened to kaboom up at that game...

But, Gilderoy Lockhart is FAR more bigheaded. Didn't like him.

Hated Umbridge more.

I hate Umbridge more than Lucius. Things don't look good for Umbridge. We should set the dementors on her!!

MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH AH AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HAH AH AH AH HA HA HAH HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*cough cough* Ahem. Hairball.

I rock your sox, don't I?

(Wow. That was random. But, this is coming from the one who randomly laughs manically when logging in to blogger (Hey, it only happened once!!!!... or twice...).

~Sparky~

"So, you're going to suffer, but you're going to be happy about it..."
-Ronald Weasley

Whom I have named my stuffed monkey holding a banana after. I also have a new smiley named Bill. Now I just need Charlie and Arthur (as I usually stick to boys' names and it would put much shame on even a stuffed toy to be named after Percy)!!

Freaky Parodies and such

2005-12-30T12:15:00.000-08:00

Pepper said...
woah...brain malfunction...i just realized that the Prisoner of Azkaban initials are PoA...just like "Ponies of America"!!!! tee hee...you gotta love my brain malfunctions...lol
Lol!! Brilliant. But Dotty is SO not a prisoner of Azkaban, or Sirius Black. But if he was, I would be a long-lost, good friend of Sirius', which would be really great. But then again, Dotty would be, well, dead, which would suck.

I'm rereading PoA! Yay!!!

Okay, onto the freaky parody-like thingers of songs my family manages to make:

"Walking in a Winterwonderland"
-my Oma made this one semi-funky

In the meadow we can build a snowman,
And pretend that he is Father Brown!

(Only changed one word, but still.)

Same song
-my Mom

The plans that we've made!
The plans that we've made!
Walking in a winter wonderland!

And, my personal favorite,

"Cruela DeVille" (or however you spell that...)
-my Oma

Luela Ceville!
Luela Ceville!
If she doesn't kill you,
Nobody else will!!

LOL!!!!! That one is pretty brillaint. I am laughing right now as I sing it.

~Sparky~

Follow the spiders.

Mwa ha ha! Harry Potter and surveys... mixed!!!

2005-12-28T15:43:00.000-08:00

From http://www.xanga.com/HPfever4lauren

1. Who is your favorite Hogwarts student? Why? Ron, because he's really funny, has the coolest lines, and I've just always liked him for some reason, and Draco, because he makes everything really interesting, has a complex story, is really funny, and sometimes makes you want to punch him in the stomach/face.
2. Who is your favorite Hogwarts teacher? Why? Professor Lupin, because he's a great teacher and really good with the students, plus he's funny, and he seemed like a nice person when he was at Hogwarts, too, and Professor Snape, because, though sometimes I want to kill him, he is actually funny, sarcastic, and interesting with an interesting past (sad as well...). Every school needs the meany teacher! ^_^
3. Who is your favorite HP couple? Why? Lily and James, because they hated each other and it was just really ironic.
4. What is your favorite part in the Harry Potter books? Why? Hmm... I like the Sectumsempra scene in HBP because Draco crying is just overall shocking, and it shows what a good person Harry is in that he actually worries about Draco (and himself, but still) after he uses the spell, I like the Snape's Worst Memory in the Pensieve in OotP because it taught us something about Snape's past and let us see some of the characters at different times, and I like the Maurader's Map chapter in PoA because it's shocking and really interesting to hear about.
5. What is your favorite scene in the Harry Potter movies? Why? The first task was cool, and so was the Yule Ball... Hmm, let's go with... the Basilisk or the Boggart (Haha!! Snape looked funny!!!... and sorta wrong, but oh well.). Or any scene that didn't totally kill the scene from the book...
6. Who do you think is the best actor in Harry Potter? I think that Emma Watson and Tom Felton are really good, but whatever.
7. Which characters provides the best comic relief? Fred and George Weasley. Definetely. The Weasley twins are awesomeness.

You know, the phrase "Snape killed Dumbledore" is still pretty unbelievable...

~Sparky~

"No one asked for your opinion, you filthy little Mudblood!"
-Draco Malfoy

Being a total moron.

Goblet of Fire

2005-12-28T14:12:00.000-08:00

I saw it today! Go me! And it was pretty good. It had to be, what with the Triwizard Tournament, and all. But it wasn't nearly as good as I expected. It was extremely rushed, they only had, like, 6 Death Eaters, they killed S.P.E.W., and it just was changed and not as exciting. But it was really sad. They added so much amotion to the right-after-the-graveyard-scene scene, when Harry and Cedric's body come back. Really sad. I didn't cry right when Cedric died; it happens too fast, but I cried when they came back, because everyone on screen was crying or shouting or shocked. I cried later when they talked about him, and then later when Dumbledore said something about choosing between right and easy, 'cause that was from the original speech about Cedric.

I was also crying during the Unforgivable Curses classroom scene, as Barty Crouch Jr. is a completely evil moron to perform the Cruciatus Curse in front of Neville, or any Longbottom for that matter.

So, I cried four times. Go me.

And wasn't Moody supposed to bounce Malfoy on the ground? 'Cause bouncing through the air doesn't exactly do anything...

They really messed up the Pensieve scene, too. And, well, a lot of the scenes. Most scenes, in fact, were terribly demented. Dobby should have been there, and the Prefects' bathroom scene with Moaning Myrtle just wasn't right. Goodness. She was all... *shudder*. And Harry was all... nakey, and stuff. *shudder*

The movie directors have thrown in a lot of Hermione/Ron, but they still keep too much Harry/Hermione, as we know H/H isn't going to happen, right? Unfortunetely, it's Harry/Ginny. But I like Ginny, so whatever. And Draco/Pansy. *shudder* Dude, she was petting him in the sixth book... Not... normal...

Oh, they killed the dragon scene, too. They were, like, all over the roofs, and stuff. And Sirius' head in the fire looked sorta dead. And the maze was all messed up. And the Graveyard scene was way too rushed. Shoulda lasted longer, but I ain't complaining, as I had to go real bad since the second task.

Ahem. Not that you needed to know...

And, of course, they took out Winky! I liked Winky, and she gave us reason that Crouch Jr. is not the only maniacal fool in the family... *couch*Crouch Sr.*cough*

Ahem. Honestly, I would join S.P.E.W. if Hermione would just change the aims. If the Ministry weren't such moron, they could link with S.P.E.W. and make laws about abusing house elves. *cough*Lucius Malfoy*cough* Ah, I guess they took out Winky so they wouldn't have to explain about the escape and the invisibility cloak and stuff.

Snape was funny in the movie, though. In fact, a lot of funny things happened. Except Hagrid touching Maxime's... uh... yeah. That was just disterbing. And what ever happened to the Weird Sisters? And what about the World Cup and the Veelas and Leprachauns? And why were the Bauxbatons and Durmstrang students doing gymnastics? And why were all the Bauxbatons girls all like, "Ahh!!" all the time? It was annoying... Because of some of these strange occurences, I was laughing in odd spots of the movie. But oh well. I'd watch it again now if I could. Ooh, and right after the Yule Ball was awesome. Serious Hermione/Ron there.

However, I am pretty disappointed with it, and I hope the fifth, sixth, and seventh will be better. And now I just basically half-quoted Voldemort. Wouldn't want to be doing that, would we now?

~Sparky~

Oh, remember Cedric Diggory!!!!

Seriously. Remember him, as he was a really great person and deserves to be remembered.